Sunny’s recension!
I liked it overall
No one majorly dropped the ball
Though I’ve clenched my teeth like the one true king of all
When Brienne and Sansa were both at the capitol
The king of laughs was as always Ser Bronn
And Cat would want Sansa to carry on
I’ll stop now, oh sweet baby Jesus
My rhymes are crappy and rusty, feel free to blame my thesis!
by Little Miss Sunshine

asongoficeanddeath:

The replacement of Darrio. 

Old Daario didn’t have purple beard

and the readers thought it looked weird.

 

Old Daario got kicked out of show

so the new one will shine and glow.

 

New Daario came along

the impression was not enough strong.

 

New Daario lacks purple as well

if Dany likes that, time will tell!

by Buckwheat

Little bird

Once there was some Little Bird

who ought to have married King Turd.

She married his uncle instead,

a drunk she found on her bed -

of those, she most likes the third!

by Buckwheat

Guess I got what I deserved

Kept you waiting there too long, my love

All that time without a word

Didn’t know you’d think that I’d forget or I’d regret

The special love I had for you, my Blue Rose of Winter

All the days became so long

Did you really think, I’d do you wrong?

I lost my glamour with the hammer blow

Thought you’d realize that I would know

I would show the special love I have for you, my Blue Rose of Winter

What can I do, what can I say

Except I want to be by your side

How can I show you, show me the way

Don’t you know the times I’ve tried?

Guess that’s all I have to say

Except the feeling just grows stronger every day

Just one thing before I go

Take good care, Blue Rose, let me know, let it grow

The special love you have for me, my Princess, dear.

by Howling Mad

So once again I cannot sleep,

And some urge brings me here,

Our long lost home, now hidden deep,

In sad need of repair.

If one would ask, I could not say,

What troubles me tonight,

My mind, it seems, will not make way,

Though I turn out the light.

So once again,I turn to you,

And hope to pass the time,

To share again, as I used to,

My tired, midnight rhyme.

Too long has passed since I last read,

Of Lannister and Stark,

Now boxed away, just like the dead,

Alone and in the dark.

I long to once more turn the page,

And fall into that tale,

Whose words I love more as they age,

That move me without fail.

Lions and wolves, a burning stag,

And more who played their part,

I wish to fly again their flag,

Through Martin’s written art.

Fools and kings on iron thrones,

With crowns upon their head,

And dragons making ash of bone,

Borne high, on wings of dread.

Maybe my dreams will bring me there,

More memories of home,

The smell, and feel, the very air,

Of each misshapen tome.

I often wish I could go back,

To how things were before,

Fly home again, my books unpack,

And start afresh once more.

With these words said I hope to find,

Though hope is oft in vain,

A chance to rest my weary mind,

And sleep away this pain.

by AllMenMustRhyme

Just give me that,

A night sky with no stars.

Just let me rest,

To sleep without dreams.

Just go, never mind,

There`s nothing to feel.

You think I`m blind,

But I don`t want to see.

by only me

Lazy Sunday morning

Feeling nostalgic today

Rhyme the blues away

by Howling Mad

You and I look like
We came together at bad time
Did wrongs, no rights
We broke the world apart

From the outside, from the outside
Everyone must be wondering what’ve we done
What have we done

Maybe in our wildest moments
We have been the greatest, we have been the greatest
Maybe in our wildest moments
We have done the worst of all
Maybe in our wildest moments
We have been the greatest, we have been the greatest
Maybe in our wildest moments
We have done the worst of all

Wait on, summer sky
Wherever there’s love, there should be joy
One prick, bad luck
I’ve been looking at you too much

From the outside, from the outside
Everyone must be wondering what’ve we done
What have we done

Maybe in our wildest moments
We have been the greatest, we have been the greatest
Maybe in our wildest moments
We have done the worst of all
Maybe in our wildest moments
We have been the greatest, we have been the greatest
Maybe in our wildest moments
We have done the worst of all

In the middle of it
We will, we will collide
Looking back on the set
Our wildest moments
Are you thinking what if
What if we ruined it all
Our wedding ball

by A Free Shadow

It’s not easy having yourself a good time
I must choose right now what matters
Jaime alive or dead, what’s better?
Fuck and kill you both at the same time
(Sounds like something really rotten)
Poor Pod Payne I’ve not forgotten

I’m not a rebel tonight
But you’ve been such a bad guy
I’m just a loner baby
And now you’re gotten in my way

I can’t decide
Whether you should live or die
Rather sure you won’t be in heaven
So I’d definitley cry
No wonder why
My heart feels dead inside
It’s cold and hard and petrified
Follow me on this lonely night
We’re going for a trial!

She’s a dead bitch who is going to kill you
If I stop now my death is bitter
I won’t stop I’m not a quitter
Pleasing everyone isn’t like you
Her poor son you already crippled
Doesn’t feel like you’ve just tickled

I’ve got to hand in poor you
It’s not me who made the rules
She’s killed more than a fool, see
You’ve made her really angry

I can’t decide
Whether you should live or die
Rather sure you won’t be in heaven
So I’d definitley cry
No wonder why
My heart feels dead inside
It’s cold and hard and petrified
Follow me on this lonely night
We’re going for a trial!

Oh she could throw you in the lake
Or feed you poisoned name day cake
I wont deny I’m gonna miss you when you’re gone
Oh she could bury you alive
Or she might do it with a knife
And now I’m taking you there
That’s why

I can’t decide
Whether you should live or die
Rather sure you won’t be in heaven
So I’d definitley cry
No wonder why
My heart feels dead inside
It’s cold and hard and petrified
Follow me on this lonely night
We’re going for a trial!

by Franz95

You made a fool of me, but them broken dreams have got to end.

Hey woman, you got the blues, cos you ain’t got no one else to use.
There’s an open road that leads nowhere, I’ll just make some miles
In the Riverlands.
I have lost my hand and I’ve lost my kin,
And you still believe that this is a win?
Ha ha woman it’s a crying shame,
But you ain’t got nobody else to blame.

E-evil woman, e-evil woman, e-evil woman, evil woman

When we rolled in from another town,
Dad shittin’ gold and you settlin’ down,
I killed the Mad King and his crazy ways,
And you married a fool lalways in a daze,
Ha ha woman what you gonna do,
You destroyed all the virtues that the Gods gave you,
And I’m tellin’ all this to Ser Ilyn Payne,
While back there in King’s Landing they cut your mane!

E-evil woman, e-evil woman, e-evil woman, evil woman

Evil woman how you done me wrong,
But now you’re tryin to wail a different song,
Ha ha funny how you broke me up, you made the wine now you
Drink the cup,
I came runnin every time you cried,
Thought I saw love smilin in your eyes,
Ha ha very nice to know, that you ain’t got no place left to go…

by Franz95

No matter how strong,
I’m gonna take you down
With one little bolt
I’m gonna break you down
And see if you’re gold
If you’re really gold to me

That feast at eight was okay
Before that toast full of blames
It was great until those false witnesses
Got us started up again
Unsurprisingly, it was decidedly me… again

Why is it so
That I’ve always been the one who must go
When your firstborn, though told not to flee,
Was in fact the one who, long ago,
Actually, left you full of sorrow
Stuck with me

So put up your hate and I’ll put up mine
No running away from the scene of the crime
Whores go to a place
Somewhere near the end of the world
Somewhere near the end our lives

So you see, Daddy, don’t be surprised
If I wanna see the truth in your eyes
Then I know it had to be, long ago
Actually, in that haunted meadow,
You killed me

No matter how strong,
I’m gonna take you down
With one little bolt
I’m gonna break you down
And see if you’re gold
If you’re really gold to me

by Little Miss Sunshine

Why yes, I am bored and decided to post some long overdue rhymes again! I hope the faithful followers that have not yet abandoned this blog will enjoy them. :)

There once was a wildling called Val
A buxom and blondie-haired gal
The pointy star ser
He wanted her bare
But got smacked around by her pal

By Myrish Swamp Thing

The Poem of the House Words

Awake, Awake (and)
Never Resting
Ever Vigilant (we are)
The Old The True The Brave
Pride and Purpose (never)
Set Down Our Deeds
None So Dutiful
We Guard the Way (for)
No Foe May Pass.

None so Fierce 
I Have No Rival
HEAR ME ROAR!
A Taste of Glory
Sound the Charge
First in Battle
Our Blades are Sharp
Honed and Ready 
DEATH BEFORE DISGRACE!

Through all Men do Despise Us
Let it Be Written
We Do Not Sow.

Come Try Me (for)
Ours is the Fury (so)
Beware Our Sting (it is)
True to the Mark.
The Choice is Yours (for)
Fire and Blood
So End Our Foes!

And our foes sing in reply……….

From These Beginnings
We Remember
No Song So Sweet.
Family Duty Honor
Our Sun Shines Bright.

Here We Stand
Brave and Beautiful
Unflinching
Unbowed Unbent Unbroken!

Behold Our Bounty
Growing Strong,
For All Seasons
Proud and Free
As High as Honor!

Honor, not Honors
Touch me Not
Let Me Soar
Fly High Fly Far
Above The Rest.

Truth Conquers (so)
Work Her Will
None So Wise
Wisdom and Strength
Right Conquers Might.

Light in the Darkness
We Light the Way
The Sun of Winter
Burning Bright

Tread Lightly Here (and)
ROUSE ME NOT! (we are)
Righteous in Wrath. 
(beware)

WINTER IS COMING!!!!!

By the bastard of Summer

Euron, oh how I love thee

Euron, Euron, quite contrary,
You love to pilliage and not sow
With silent crews, and pirate shoes,
And pretty maids heads chopped off and all in a row.

Theon and Asha went over the sea
To fetch Winters Castle
Theon was captured, it was such a disaster
And Asha will come tumbling after…………………Then Euron will take what is his with Fire and Blood! 

By the Bastard of Summer