Tone Loc’s “Wild thing”, featuring Stannis/Mel, Theon/Asha, Jon/Ygritte, Shae/Tyrion. Enjoy.


Let’s do it

Workin’ nightfires all the time for my honey
So when the job is done I go get wild with my bambi
R’hllor under the sheets, I am your girl down for some humpin’
I winked my eye he got onto the ride made shadows for Kings hunting’
Introduce myself as Mel he said “You’re on fire”
I said “I got the Red God on my team and I am the fire”
Took him to Dragonstone, he said “I am the king”
I said “Forget your queen if you know what I mean and you’ll see I’m wildfire

Wildfire (x2)

Hoppin’ on the shore looking for some horse to ride
I saw this girl she cool rocked my boat and I had found my next saltwife
She looked at me and smiled and said “I’d take you for a ride”
I thought “Hopefully if things go well I’ll be riding you tonight”
While we journeyed to her castle she talked about her brother
My jaw hit the floor when she dropped the bomb that we share father and mother
I didn’t know what to say I was hanging by a string
She said “Hey you boo I’m a Greyjoy, too and I like to be a wild thing”

Wild thing
She loves to be a wild thing
Wild thing
Please Asha, baby please

Joined the Nights Watch cause I’m an honorable type
And when me and the crew left the Frostfangs I met a girl who stirred my pipe
Saw this luscious little frame and under her furs she was so fine
The sweet young miss I gave her a Lord’s kiss and I knew that she was mine
Took her to the other side of the Wall of ice
I took her over where then was closure and I had to die or ride
Arrows flying at my back, to Castle Black now fleeing
But that’s what happens when a black brother starts doin’ a wildling

Wildling
She was a fiery wildling
Please Ygritte, baby please

Wildling

Doin’ a little show at the local battleground
This fine young chick brought to my tent so I said what the heck
She wanted to come to court and talked about her plans
But I said stay for now but maybe later you’ll get your chance
So when the talk was finished I took her down to play
And what do you know she was good to go without a word to say
We was all alone and she said “Imp let me tell you one thing
I need 50 dragons to make you holler I get paid to do the wild thing”

Say what
Yo love you must be kidding
Stop walkin’ babe
Don’t break out of here
Where do whores go, baby?

Wild thing

picture by dena, words by Lady of Oldcastle