And now the six merry murderesses of this side of the Narrow Sea
In their rendition of “The Black Cells Tango”
Peach! Skin! Gold! Uh-uh! Feast! Freys!
Peach! Skin! Gold! Uh-uh! Feast! Freys!
He had it coming, he had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you’d have been there, if you’d have seen it
I betcha you would have done the same
Peach! Skin! Gold! Uh-uh! Feast! Freys!
[MELISANDRE]
You know how people have these little habbits that get you down. Like… Renly.
Renly liked to be a rebel. Not just a rebel. A TRAITOR.
So he and Stannis had a parley one day, and there I am witnessing, and I’m telling him to accept his true king and there’s Renly joking as usual, being rebellious and obnoxious. No, not just rebellious. PEACHY. So I said to him, I said “the night is dark and full of terrors…”, and he laughed.
So I just gave birth to a shadow and sent it after Renly… a dark, cold death.
He had it coming, he had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you had been there, if you had heard it
I betcha you would have done the same!
[CERSEI]
I met Robert Baratheon from Storm’s End about thirteen years ago and he vowed to make me Queen, so we got married right away.
So, we started living together. He’d go hunt, he would come home, I’d pour him a drink, we’d have dinner. And then, in bed, “Lyanna” he told me???
Lyanna, fuck’s sake! Not only he loved her… oh no, he had several mistresses. One of those male-whores, you know. So that morrow, when he left home to hunt, I gave his skin of wine to Lancel as usual.
You know, some guys just can’t hold their strong wine.
He had it coming
He had it coming!
He took a lioness in its prime!
And then he used it
And he abused it!
It was a murder, but not a crime!
[ARYA]
Now, I’m standing in this Inn, drinking some ale with the Hound,
minding my own business,
and in storms that man, The Tickler,
as plain as ever.
“Is there gold in the village?”, he says.
He was crazy, and he kept repeating,
“Is there gold in the village?”
And then he ran into my Needle.
He ran into my Needle a hundred times.
If you’d have been there
If you’d have seen it
I betcha you would have done the same!
[MARGAERY]
What I am doing here?
They say I’ve been fornicating around while my Royal husband doesn’t become of age.
But it isn’t true, I am innocent.
I don’t know why all the court says I did it.
I tried to explain to the Holy Faith but they wouldn’t believe me.
(Yeah, but did you do it???)
Uh-uh… NOT GUILTY!!!
[QUEEN OF THORNS]
My grandaughter, Margaery and I had this powerful plan and her bethroted, Joffrey, was part of it.
Now, while having dinner in King’s Landing, Lady Sansa told us the raw, ugly truth… lies, sins, pain, evil, dread… beatings, mental abuse, cruelty, madness, one right after the other.
Well, this one night in their wedding feast, all were happy, boozing and having a few laughs, and Joff ran out of wine. So he sent Tyrion to get some.
And so he did, Joff drank and there’s this frightening, awful, thin sound - a closing throat.
Well, I was in such a state of shock, I completely blacked out. I couldn’t remember a thing. It wasn’t until later, when I recalled straightnening Sansa’s hairnet, I realized why he was dead.
They had it coming!
They had it coming!
They had it coming all along!
I didn’t do it
But if I’d done it
How could you tell me that I was wrong???
[CATELYN / LADY STONEHEART]
I knew Freys were scum
more than I can possibly say.
They were just those kind of guys… proud… really prickly.
They were trying to get back at my son Robb.
Then on Edmure’s wedding night they stood up for themselves and on the way murdered Robb,
Dacey, Raynald and me.
I guess you can say they’re dying by the dozen due to warfare differences.
They saw themselves as alive
And I saw them dead.
The dirty scums, scums, scums, scums, scums!
The dity scums, scums, scums, scums, scums!
They had it coming!
They had it coming!
They had it coming all along!
‘Cause if they used us
And they abused us
How could you tell us that we were wrong?
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame!
If you’d have been there?
If you’d have seen it
I betcha you would have done the same!
Peach… skin.. Gold… Uh-uh… Feast… Freys…
by Little Miss Sunshine
