Gods gave me beauty,
You cannot ignore.
Devotion from Jaime…
Just give me more!

Gods gave me power,
But I want more!
Joff, Myrcella and Tommen
to love and adore.

Gods cursed me with Robert,
He is such a bore.
Fat, stupid, never sober.
Cannot stand him no more.

Made me feel second best!
So, hear meI roar!
No glory in his death
Struck down by a boar! 

by Only Me

Fire is catching
And it burns so bright
Across the sky, she soars and flies
Burning up the night

Fire is catching
And it screams so loud
Echoing through the night, what a fright
Like the lion, so proud

Fire is catching
And it doesn’t take much
A little kindling, beauty is dwindling
A savage has a kinder touch 

by Dracarya

Tyrion the noseless Lordling
Had a fight with his sis about his nose
And if he were to fight his father
The Imp would have to choke a hoe

All of the other Lordlings
Used to laugh about his chain
They never gave props to Tyrion
For mastering the only game

Then one exciting Wedding Night
Joffrey came to say
My that Pie looks mighty right
And won’t you fill this cups that’s past your height

Then all the Lordlings blamed him
Well short of brother Jaime
Tyrion the noseless Lordling
Is gonna change Westeros history!

By Hugor Stone

Casterly, Casterly, Casterly Rock
The Lannisters swing
As the city bells ring
Showin’ and blowin’
Up trouble and fun
Now the Lannister reign has begun

Casterly, Casterly, Casterly Rock
City bells chime for
The Lannister whore
Dancin’ and prancin’
In King’s Landing square
In the frosty air

What a bright time
It’s the right time
To blow the Starks away
Lannister time
Is a swell time
To go riding on
One horse away

Giddy-up, Honour horse
Pick up your feet
My sister’s at the docks
Mix and mingle
In an incestuous beat
That’s our Casterly - that’s our Casterly - that’s our Casterly Rock!

By Dracarya

The Queen is a bit of a tramp
She likes to go down like a champ
In bed does not linger
In using her fingers
Exploring the damp Myrish Swamp

By Myrish Swamp Thing (poster formerly known as Juanvito, you know, the one with the excellent bawdy limericks)

When to Westeros I can’t run
Is there room for one more Son?
One more Son
Trying to hold on
Trying to hold on, hold on

I wouldn’t live up, so he just said “go”
You know, you know - no you don’t, you don’t
I went from leader in the hearts of men
To just a badly injured and replaced Hand

And if my face aches, then so my heart breaks
There’s only so much that I can take
And your affection, well it comes and goes
But you won’t live to see my death, Dad, no no no no

Help me out
Yeah, Where are all those who’d help me out?
Yeah, they all fled after the Blackwater
There’s no one left to help me out

And when to Westeros I can’t run
Is there room for one more Son?
Though I fled across the sea
I still hate you, Cersei, like you hate me

Yeah, there’ no left to help me out
Yeah, not ever since the Blackwater
There’s no one else to help me out
But I’ll still bring my sister down
Yeah, I’ll still bring my sister down
Yeah, I’ll still bring my sister down

I got gold, so just hear me roar
I got gold, so just hear me roar

Yeah, there’ no left to help me out
Yeah, not ever since the Blackwater
There’s no one else to help me out
But I’ll still bring my sister down
Yeah, I’ll still bring my sister down
Yeah, I’ll still bring my sister down
Yeah, oh ever since the Blackwater
Yeah, I’ll still bring my sister down

Over and again, for one last big sin
Just look around you, your fall has begun
With all these things that I’ve done
All these things that I’ve done
If I can hold on
If I can hold on

By LittleMissSunshine      

Is this what I wish for those and all they know?
To depend on how cowardly I could act
(From hell or is it coming within?)
If she won’t give me the love I came here for
With sword I am armed here to react

“Hey now, hey now what is it boy?”
All the things that trouble you
So visit your mirror image
Of what might have once behaved
“Hey now, hey now what is it boy?”
But I won’t rest ‘till death, ‘till death do you part

This is how I feel oh gods from what’s been dealt
The flies that flutter flight tonight
(From hell or is it coming within?)
Is it love that I’m feeling or is this hate the same?
The emotion’s enough to kill the sane

“Hey now, hey now what is it boy?”
All the things that trouble you
So visit your mirror image
Of what might have once behaved
“Hey now, hey what is it boy?”
Sister, I only hope you know that I love you
Oh I do

Feed little lion off the westside of your sin
Run little lion ‘til they learn of what you did (x2)

Feliz seria que hora(X4)

From start to finish I made you feel this
Uncomfort in turn with the world you’ve learned
To love through this hate to live with it’s weight
A burden discerned in the blood you taste

Why would you deny me answers?
If I’m just a boy on the break of being
Hardened in hell through its fires
Be brutally honest, was it better after me?

The curve of your body
How I want her with me
The truth of the story
My sweet sister, I wish you well, I wish you all

The better end of all to come
The truth be now here one by one
I ask you to extend to none
The memory to fuel the fire

“Watching his tale with the words he unfolds
A conscience and cold we’d never know
They scream as he laughs off the dust from his eyes
This girl will now learn of the dreams in his mind”

Could this be that hard for me?
To configure a new love in pain
To my new entity or banish it home to the grave
No one is safe

With a quickness strike out, for the less of us doubt
Mercy to the man who put the sword in my hand
Word write me well, signed, “Forgiveness for sale”
I’m through being full of all the might you want killed
The fiction will see the real
The answer will question still
And your body to blood, as our parents once went
You follow their lead one by one, every step

Could this be that hard for me?
To configure a new love in pain
To my new entity or banish it home to the grave
I will not save your world, your world, your world, your

By Dracarya

Shame, Shame, Shame on You if You Can’t Walk it Through
by Cersei and Septas

Can’t stop me now hear what I say
My feet wanna move so get out my way
I’m gonna have my say
I’m going to do anything that takes
I’m gonna walk walk walk ooh
Till the break of day I say


Shame shame shame hey shame on you
If you can’t walk through
I say shame shame shame
Shame shame shame
Shame shame on you
If you can’t walk through

Don’t stop the motion
If you get the notion
You can’t stop the groove
‘Cos you just won’t move
Got my locks cut down
Got my septas in the back
So put on your shaky wig baby
If you don’t I ain’t comin’ back


If you don’t want to go
Remember one sparrow don’t stop no show
My body needs action ain’t gonna blow
Yes I’m going out I’m going to find a helping man
If you really think you’re fast
Try to catch me if you can
I say shame shame shame yeah shame on you
If you can’t walk through

It’s a shame shame shame
Shame shame shame
Shame shame on you
If you can’t walk through

by Little Wing

Seeing you in someone else’s bed,
Was what I was waitin’ for
Oh my days what have you done,
I saw her sneaking out the door
What have I been waiting for,
Been wasting all my time
Watchin’ my youth slip away
Surely is a crime

And no, she don’t know what I do in my spare time
No she don’t know that I’ve been up all night
All night, all night, all night

[Chorus x2]
We go on and on and on and on and on
Never knowing where, never knowing where
We gonna, we gonna, we gonna end up in the morning

Sun is up while I’m walkin’ home,
But my heads up in the clouds
Trying to get my self to bed
But I really don’t know how

And no, she don’t know what I do in my spare time
She don’t know that she kept me up all night
All night, all night, all night

[Chorus x2]
We go on and on and on and on and on
Never knowing where, never knowing where
We gonna, we gonna, we gonna end up in the morning

When I get myself home to my chamber,
I’m gonna sleep all day till the sun sets
[x4]

[Chorus x2]
We go on and on and on and on and on
Never knowing where, never knowing where
We gonna, we gonna, we gonna end up in the morning

by Dracarya

You know I’m not one to break promises
I don’t want to hurt you but I need to breathe
At the end of it all, you’re still my sister
But there’s something inside that I need to release
Which way is right, which way is wrong
How do I say that I need to move on
You know we’re headed separate ways

And it feels like I am just too close to love you
There’s nothing I can really say
I can’t lie no more, I can’t hide no more
Got to be true to myself
And it feels like I am just too close to love you
So I’ll be on my way

I’ve given you more than you can return
Yet there’s oh so much that I deserve
There’s nothing to say, nothing to do,
I’ve nothing to give
I must leave without you
You know we’re headed separate ways

And it feels like I am just too close to love you
There’s nothing I can really say
I can’t lie no more, I can’t hide no more
Got to be true to myself
And it feels like I am just too close to love you
So I’ll be on my way

So I’ll be on my way

And it feels like I am just too close to love you
There’s nothing that I can really say
I can’t lie no more, I can’t hide no more
Got to be true to myself
And it feels like I am just too close to love you
So I’ll be on my way

So I’ll be on my way
So I’ll be on my way

by Dracarya

Can’t Hold Us Westerosi Ladies Down

So what am I not supposed to have an opinion
Should I be quiet just because I’m a woman
Call me a bitch cos I speak what’s on my mind
Guess it’s easier for you to swallow if I sat and smiled

When a female fires back
Suddenly big talker don’t know how to act
So he does what any little boy would do
Making up a few false rumours or two

That for sure is not a man to me
Slanderin’ names for popularity
It’s sad you only get your fame through controversy
But now it’s time for me to come and give you more to say

This is for my girls all around the world
Who’ve come across a man who don’t respect your worth
Thinking all women should be seen, not heard
So what do we do girls?
Shout out loud!
Letting them know we’re gonna stand our ground
Lift your hands high and wave them proud
Take a deep breath and say it loud
Never can, never will, can’t hold us down

Nobody can hold us down
Nobody can hold us down
Nobody can hold us down
Never can, never will

So what am I not supposed to say what I’m saying
Are you offended by the message I’m bringing
Call me whatever cos your words don’t mean a thing
Guess you ain’t even a man enough to handle what I bring

If you look back in history
It’s a common double standard of Westeros
The guy gets all the glory the more he can score
While the girl can do the same and yet you call her a whore

I don’t understand why it’s okay
The guy can get away with it and the girl gets named
All my Ladies come together and make a change
Start a new beginning for us everybody sing

This is for my girls all around the world
Who’ve come across a man who don’t respect your worth
Thinking all women should be seen, not heard
What do we do girls?
Shout Out Loud!
Letting them know we’re gonna stand our ground
Lift your hands high and wave ‘em proud
Take a deep breath and say it loud
Never can, never will, can’t hold us down

[Cersei:]
Check it - Here’s something I just can’t understand
If the guy have three girls then he’s the man
He can either give us some sex, kill a boar
If the girl do the same, then she’s a whore
But the table’s about to turn
I’ll bet my gold on it
Cats take my ideas and put their name on it
It’s airight though, you can’t hold lions down
I got to keep on roarin’
To all my girls with a king who gives her a slap
Do it right back to him and let that be that
You need to let him know that his game is whack
And Cersei, Mya, Arya and Brienne got your back

But you’re just a little boy
Think you’re so cute, so coy
You must talk so big
To make up for smaller things
So you’re just a little boy
All you’ll do is annoy
You must talk so big
To make up for smaller things

This is for my girls…
This is for my girls all around the world
Who’ve come across a man who don’t respect your worth
Thinking all women should be seen, not heard
So what do we do girls?
Shout out loud!
Letting them know we’re gonna stand our ground
Lift your hands high and wave ‘em proud
Take a deep breath and say it loud
Never can, never will, can’t hold us down
x2
Spread the word, can’t hold us down

by Dracarya

I’ve had it up to here (now you know)
your scheming and cheating and all your lies
No more chances for you (no no no)
No more chances for you (no no no)

So I came back home it’s true - Not a word from you

you can even hear my heart break

No more lovesongs for you
No more songs at all for you
One day you’ll be alone
And where will I be then - I’ll be gone

I am not invisible, I’m not blind
Everybody can see me cry
Everyone but you (oh oh oh)
everyone but you (no no no)

And so I follow you around - You are laughing now
But I’ll be laughing too (before you know) - and you know

No more lovesongs for you
No more songs at all for you
One day you’ll be alone
And that’s when I’ll be gone - I’ll be gone

No more love songs for you
This is the last time I’ll say

that I ever loved you
But this is the last time I swear
One day you’ll be alone

And there will be no songs for you (no no no)
And there will be no songs for you (no no no no no no)

By Winter’s Lady

Brandon came in and he caught me red-handed
Creeping with my sister, no whore
Picture this, we were both butt naked, banging on the tower floor

How could I forget that I’d heard
He could climb like a boss
All this time he was standing there
He never took his eyes off us

How you can fuck the woman in anothers’ villa
Trespasser and a witness while you cling to your pillow
You better watch your back now you’ve turned into a killer
Best for you and the situation not to call the beaner
To be a true player you have to know how to play
If he say a night, convince him say a day
Never admit to a word when he say and if he claims
And you tell them, me? No way

But he caught us in the tower (It wasn’t me)
Saw me bangin’ my sister (It wasn’t me)
I even pushed him out the window (It wasn’t me)
He climbed quiet as a shadow (It wasn’t me)

I grabbed him by the shoulder (It wasn’t me)
Heard the words from my sister (It wasn’t me)
Heard the screams get louder (It wasn’t me)
He stayed until it was over

Brandon came in and he caught me red-handed
Creeping with my sister, no whore
Picture this, we were both butt naked, banging on the tower floor

How could I forget that I’d heard
He could climb like a boss
All this time he was standing there
He never took him eyes off us

Make sure they know it’s not you and lead them on the right prefix
Whenever you should see him make clear the context
As funny as it be by you, it not that complex
Seeing is believing so you better change your specs
You know they gonna be thinking ‘bout things from the past
They remember you polishing your throne with your arse
Wait for your answer: go over there
But if they pack a blade you know you’re lucky you’re fast

But he caught us in the tower (It wasn’t me)
Saw me bangin’ my sister (It wasn’t me)
I even pushed him out the window (It wasn’t me)
He climbed quiet as a shadow (It wasn’t me)

I grabbed him by the shoulder (It wasn’t me)
Heard the words from my sister (It wasn’t me)
Heard the screams get louder (It wasn’t me)
He stayed until it was over

Brandon came in and he caught me red-handed
Creeping with my sister, no whore
Picture this, we were both butt naked, banging on the tower floor

How could I forget that I’d heard
He could climb like a boss
All this time he was standing there
He never took his eyes off us

Not gonna say I’m sorry
For the pain that I’ve caused
I’ve been listening to their crying
It makes no sense at all
We should kill them all so we can
Be together at last
You may think that you’re a player
But you’re completely lost
That’s why I fight

Brandon came in and he caught me red-handed
Creeping with my sister, no whore
Picture this, we were both butt naked, banging on the tower floor

How could I forget that I’d heard
He could climb like a boss
All this time he was standing there
He never took his eyes off us.         

By Dracarya

I want to break free
I want to break free
I want to break free from your lies
You’re so self-satisfied I don’t need you
I’ve got to break free
Gods know, Gods know I want to break free

I’ve fallen in love
I’ve fallen in love for the first time
And this time I know it’s for real
I’ve fallen in love yeah
Gods know, Gods know I’ve fallen in love

It’s strange but it’s true
I can’t get over the way you love me like you do
But I have to be sure
When I put on that cloak
Oh how I want to be free, Cersei
Oh how I want to be free
Oh how I want to break free

But life still goes on
I can’t get used to living without living without
Living without you by my side
I don’t want to live alone hey
Gods know got to make it on my own
So Cersei can’t you see
I’ve got to break free

I’ve got to break free
I want to break free yeah
I want, I want, I want, I want to break free

By Dracarya

Little Daenarys sat on a chair-ess
Eating her horse’s heart
Along came a dragon
Pulling a wagon
And burned all her hair away.

Little Miss Cersei sat on a throne-y
Looking at midgets’ heads
Along came a froggy
To wake memories foggy
So imps she continued to slay.         

By Fragile Bird