It is known I’ve always had
A little bird inside me
Hopeless romantic, no matter what
A true Sansa wannabe.

Stubborn just like Brienne
When onto something I set my mind
I may search all Seven Kingdoms
If that exists, then I’ll find.

I wish I was more like Meli
Though minus her evil bonfire
I just want her poise and conviction
Things I truly admire!

A final mention to the main trait
Of my dear Onion Knight
Ser Davos, our minds are alike
Of honesty we never lose sight.

by Little Miss Sunshine

Stannis in the promo of episode 5, “The Ghost of Harrenhal”

Images from episode 4, “Garden of Bones”

Davos and Melisandre in a cave 

One day far away to my home I may return
Live my days in peace with my children and my wife
Have a King to attend, a war to be done
Before I can carry on with my modest life.
For Stannis I will do all, I will fight ‘til the end
He is my true king, and I follow his lead
Even assisting Mel my time I will spend
I shall not abandon my liege in times of need.
Cut my fingers off, and rose me to knighthood
A smugler I was, and now the Onion Knight
It is just a title, let it be understood
I’m still down to earth, be day or be night.
Those other highborn lords see me as a pariah
Screw them! I long for my kids and lady Mariah…

by Little Miss Sunshine

The Onion Knight is Azor Ahai,
The Onion Knight is my kind of guy,
The Onion Knight won’t get frozen,
For the Onion Knight is R’Hllor’s chosen.

The Blackwater disaster wasn’t his fault,
But there he was reborn, amidst smoke and salt.
He’ll see King Stannis seated on his throne,
But not before he wakes dragons from stone.

He’s off to seek the Liege Lord of the North,
But salvation for Westeros is what he’ll bring forth,
The Onion Knight is my kind of guy,
And if GRRM kills him I think I will die. 

By OnionAhaiReborn

So my dear viewers
Now I will attempt to explain
All the confusing characters
And prophecies, what a pain!

First we come to Stannis
The rightful king indeed
He’s spurned the Seven
For R’hllor, following Melisandre’s lead.

Next is Davos
Also known as the Onion Knight
That bag around his neck
Holds his fingerbones, what a fright!

“For the night is dark and full of terrors”
The red woman cries
But what is she going on about?
Who is Azor Ahai?

Azor Ahai was a warrior
A long time past
It is said he will be reborn
But who, I hear you ask?

The red comet is important
The sky does bleed
For Azor Ahai will be reborn
Amidst smoke and salt, we read.

And this hero will carry a sword
Lightbringer be it’s name
Which will fight off the coming darkness
And forever the hero will be famed.

What wasn’t explained
Is how Melisandre knows
That Stannis will be this hero
My uneasiness grows.

For she sees him in her fires
The Lord of Light gave her this power
But she may misread them
And for all we know, see a flower.

Next the confusing thing
Is little Arya Stark
We saw little and less of her
Her story is kept in the dark.

But fear not, dear viewers
For I will set you all straight
When next week comes
I’ll try not to be too late.

Cersei and Littlefinger
Oh, that was such a farce!
I was so disappointed
I’d rather have seen him on his arse.

Little Bran Stark
Is now Lord of Winterfell
But he dreams his dreams as Summer
But this he’ll never tell.

A little hint, for those of you
Who haven’t read the books
Beware the sea, my friends
It’s not as loyal as it looks.

By Fire&Blood

Shrek told Donkey an onion has layers 
How else could a smuggler fall into a King’s favor
Why not smuggle food? Storm’s End’s practically his neighbor 
Plus sneaking past Mace Tyrell ships, there’s no danger
But still a devout man, talk about prayers
Who fights for the Seven, against a Red Hot Soothsayer  
Then goes back to the boats, yea a real Blackwater Bayer 
Promoted to Hand! A Game Of Thrones player!!

Now he is off to find Rickon what will he do?
Bring the “Lord” to Stannis like a bag of onions anew? 
Or look at a “King” and try to be true? 
Make Wyman Manderly happy like cannibalist food?
Or convert to the Old Gods and let the Stark be his own dude?

By Ndrew of Typhgarian

Davos Seaworth, The Onion Knight

Davos is an onion like Shrek
He’s not afraid of getting wet
His life is the sea
It feels him with glee
But his fingers are his luck, you bet!

By Fire&Blood

You’ll meet His Grace on April 1st,
But hold your tongue and tell no japes,
King Stannis has distaste for lies,
Even of the humorous kind…

Melissandre: Most days and nights…
Davos: All lies he fights!
Melissandre: Most days and nights…
Davos: All lies he fights!

by A Free Shadow

Who is our one true King?
Stannis Baratheon is our one true King
Who shall lead us in times of woe?
Stannis Baratheon Robert’s middle Bro

Stannis, Stannis He’s our man
If he can’t do Melisandre can!
Shadow babies in the Reach
Shadow babies eat the Peach

On the Blackwater Stannis attacks
On the Blackwater its ax against ax
All is well until the little Imp raises the chain
And sends our ships down the drain
Upon the field what does appear?
The Peach’s ghost raising fear

Stannis, Stannis He’s our man
If he can’t do Melisandre can!
Burn the boy and read the flames
No says the Onion Knight who bears the blame

To the North to save the Realm
Davos Seaworth at the helm
King’s men Queen’s men on horseback
To save the Night’s Watch from Wildling attack

Stannis Stannis he’s our man
If he can’t do it Melisandre can!
Bend the knee to the one true King
Burn the sticks and kiss His ring

Rally the North to our cause
Treat with the hill tribes and never pause
Free the Deepwoods from the sea
And set our sights on victory

Stannis Stannis he’s our man
If he can’t do it Melisandre can!

by Howling4Reed

Red Blackwater Bay
Making me seasick for home
Red green water
Just reminds me
Tomorrow will never come

It’s oh so easy
It’s oh so easy to die
It’s oh so easy
It’s oh so easy

Try once again
To be true, yeah
True to Stan
But I lost my sons

Green Blackwater Bay
Making me seasick for home

Red Blackwater Bay
Making me seasick for home
Red green water
Only reminds me
Tomorrow will never come

Sometimes I dream of my boys
And I’ll never see the love of my life
Whichever way I go, think of you
Oh love, I never forget

It’s oh so easy
It’s oh so easy to die
It’s oh so easy
It’s oh so easy
Oh, it’s oh so easy
Oh, it’s oh so easy to die
Oh, it’s oh so easy
Oh, it’s oh so easy

Green Blackwater Bay
Making me seasick for home
Red green water
Just reminds me
Tomorrow will never come
Tomorrow will never come
Tomorrow will never come

.. Blackwater Bay
.. Blackwater Bay

by Fire&Blood

“The night is dark and full of terrors”
The mysterious red woman said.
Our king Stannis is full of honour
So why does he share her bed?

Their coupling produces monsters
Shadowbabies that kill.
Melisandre is the culprit
She can bind them to her will.

Davos Seaworth, brave and true
Also known as the Onion Knight
Puts his faith in Stannis too
But what he sees gives him a fright.

Maester Cressen knows the truth
He tries to get rid of the woman.
But his trick backfires on him
This Melisandre cannot be human!

“She will lead him into a war
A war he cannot win”
Trying to protect his dear king
Was Cressen’s only sin.

“All true men will declare their loyalty”
King Stannis bravely cried.
“They will bend the knee or I will destroy them”
Oh, how hard he tried.

Resorting to red magic
He puts his faith in her god.
But only evil can come of this
His sins are writ in blood.

The kinslayer is accursed
In the eyes of gods and men.
But Stannis swears he knows nothing
And trusts in Melisandre again.

Without giving too much away
Five kings are soon down to four.
But who is to blame for this?
You can bet Mel is at the core.

by Fire&Blood

wicnet:

The New Faces of Season 2

stannisbaratheon:

no one likes stannis

robert doesn’t like stannis

renly doesn’t like stannis

selyce doesn’t like her hubby stannis

shireen likes her papa stannis

but stannis doesn’t like shireen

stannis doesn’t like stannis

melisandre doesn’t like stannis

she’s just using him

for azor ahai prophecy

also for sex

maybe davos likes stannis

but no one likes davos

except maybe his kids

but they all die

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