Through years of begging, Viserys received
His crown of molten gold
Falyse went by Qyburn’s hand
And Hoster was too old
The queen filled Robert up with drink
So he’d be slaughtered by a boar
Lysa, elsewhere, in the Vale
Was shoved out the Moon Door
The Viper wanted sweet revenge
And instead had his head bashed in
But his poisoned spear made sure that death
Was gruesome for the Mountain
Ned Stark’s honor cost him his head
His son’s fate much the same
He was stabbed in the back by bannermen
At the Red Wedding of fame
Catelyn watched as her son was killed
So at her own face she tore
But she won’t suffer death until
The Freys are all no more
The great Khal Drogo’s mind was blank
And he was smothered by his wife
The Tickler was stabbed a thousand times
By little Arya’s knife
King Joffrey was poisoned and he choked
His uncle took the blame
Lord Tywin died by crossbow bolt
And his brother had the same
Renly was killed by Melisandre
Through shadowy deceit
In other news, the Goat was dining
On his own hands and feet
There were not one, not two, but seven deaths
Of Beric Dondarrion
And the voyage south was not so kind
To Aemon Targaryen
Blood magic fires took Mirri Maz Duur
Dragon fire, Quentyn Martell
Luwin died in the aftermath
Of the Sack of Winterfell
The prologues and the epilogues,
Balon, Slynt, Jeor,
Ser Arys, the Cassels, Syrio, Shae,
Yoren, Mandon Moore
A thousand deaths are still to come,
So to all who have decreed
That the number of deaths is exaggerated
I recommend a reread
by Silver Spearwife

