King Bobby B was the man
He honored Queen Cersei with his hand
Speak again he told his wife
And i’ll back hand you again, that makes twice

Cersei was angry about the smack
So she plotted to get him back
She thought a boar and wine would work
Because her husband was such a jerk

Bobby B drank stumbled and was gored
He was no longer able to enjoy whores
The Hand held him tight as he watch is friend die
Not knowing his progeny was all a lie 

by the Bastard of Summer

The Starks of Winterfell

Ned’s face is plain and long

We won a battle that was lost

But now his head is on King’s Landing’s wall

When he died the war was on.

Robb was brave and strong

And he had his crown on

But he married the wrong maiden fair

And now he has wolf’s hair.

Sansa was a maiden fair

Sewing and singing and brushing her hair

A wolf, a lion thought that was a lie

But she will make the bad man fly

Arya’s face was long and horsey

And she always preferred to be outdoorsy

Valar morghulis she just said

And brought her own certain end.

Bran always enjoyed climbing

But the knight was a monster and made him flying

Don’t despair he is alive

And he will be there after everyone die

Rickon the younger grew angry and alone

Left with Osha and got lost

But now that this mummer’s farce is done

The Onion Knight will bring him home

Though he is a Snow Jon is here

Having a white wolf near

He felt in a trap without seeing

And then he found his red sword to save the Realm to save his kin

Because he is the once and future King!

Those are the Starks we love seeing

Because they are special and honorable beings

Though they are scattered they are not lost

Because winter is coming to Westeros.

By Jon’s Queen Consort

There once was a bastard called Snow,
he got asked three times in a row:
“So you are the bastard of Ned
whose end was so very sad?”
And abandoned his dear holy vow.

by Buckwheat

The lone wolf dies
While the pack survives
So said the Ned
but off went his head
And the pack went in different ways
Hoping to find each other, one of these days

By eddard of house stark

buchweizen:

What you know about ranging every night
Zombie Others everywhere, very Wighte
Hit the things, I could bury white
Countin’ up a million wildlings every night
Suprised your alive about every day
Chililn all day with convicted men, kind of gay
Wake up livin life like the Old Way
We be, killin’ that white bitch, Oh, Shae

Dragonglass has em smokin like exotic, ranging into foreign
Long night round trip, I ain’t talkin bout touring
Yeah, countin’ Others til ya gorging
Man fuck that shit where you goin?
Finding ancient treasure by the Wall, call it amtracks
Life sucks when Wildlings gotta watch your backs
Dirty white bitch, yeah that kat stacks
Folks don’t die or sleep round here, they take Cat naps
Bastard like Craster, mothafucka its the Snowey train
Swear the Long Night came faster than reinforcemnts came
Sometimes the Others be faster than the horse is
Free Folk ain’t watching and then them Wights is
Could end anyday and we know better
Small Paul still breathin, but cant be deader
Fist of the First Men, bet, Blue Eyes on their face
Free Folk deck, dagger by their waist

What you know about ranging every night
Zombie Others everywhere, very Wighte
Hit the things, I could bury white
Countin’ up a million wildlings every night
Suprised your alive every day
Chililn with convicted men, it’s kinda gay
Wake up livin life like the Old Way
We be, killin’ that white bitch, Oh, Shae


I woke up sayin’ I’m Nights Watch, but Im not Ser
Same night looking at Wildling saying I’m better
Leathers, Free Folk fights well in the weather
Got a man cryin, like he read the Pink Letter
Tryna look for Horns of Juwanna Mann or whatevers that word
I’m thinking oh yeah?, They say you ain’t heard?
On the day of battle so I’m seeing a dead bird
Got Ice on me so I think I’m Eddard
Uh, I’m about that life free folk
Bring you in the game, let you meet my wife free folk
Married to the Wall, asking if I’m gettin head shots now
I say I go for one heart like a mother fucking wedding vow
Stan’s Mans so they’re fighting for cheap
And you wildlings sleepin’ on me, you hope’d i’d die in my sleep
Oh Shae, yeah probably don’t get it
We the best that ever did it and got away with it

What you know about ranging every night
Zombie Others everywhere, very Wighte
Hit the things, I could bury white
Countin’ up a million wildlings every night
Suprised your alive every day
Chililn with convicted men, it’s kinda gay
Wake up livin life like the Old Way
We be, killin’ that white bitch, Oh, Shae

By Hugor Stone

Joffrey

There once was a king called the Joff
Who took poor old Eddard’s head off
He is such a brat
And acts like a twat
The whole realm wants him to fuck off

By Juanvito

The good and calm Ned told his children
Wise as the very selfsame Crone
That they must not worry
Winter might be coming
But they will not face it alone

:(

By Liar

The sad and cold Lord was disgusted,
He never would hire a knife,
To send on his way, the Lord was abashed,
Nobody will take the boy’s life

By Liar

More on Brienne

Of course you should rhyme more! And here you should stay
Then again, i’ll agree with Buckwheat any day
Really though, I do think that your rhymes are great
And Brienne the Beauty, I don’t truly hate
I tend too laugh to much like im in a padded room
Contemplating Jon’s rebirth like he’s in chilling a cocoon
But Brienne and Aemon have one word in common and that is baffon
For gods sake she hasnt succeeded in any of her campaigns
Reminds me of Eddard, but i think that Stark got more brains
Look, im sorry, i mean to be nice
She got a cool sword, but damn i miss Ice
And yeah she gave Jaime, wood like a heart tree
But that was a few days after he got free
Honestly, knowing his Lannister ass
Ser Cleos is lucky his cousin didn’t make a pass
My main problem with her, is i thought it was true love like the princess bride
Yet she yelled a word, can’t put true love to the side
Unless she renigs on her honor with Catelyn
But thats just as bad, if I happen to be mistaken

By Hugor Stone

The Ballad of Ned and Ashara

Joyless Tower of Joy
All your life I destroyed
Grief and love made you blind
I told you we would meet
But it was far from sweet
Arthur’s death was so unkind

Oh, could it be
True love was calling me
But got lost and out of time
I guess my pain did show
But everybody knows
That a broken heart is blind
That a broken heart is blind

Picked him up, let you down
When  I had to go
To a place he could hide
You knew me and my heart
Hated that we had to part
For his sake, I did lie…

Oh, could it be
True love was calling me
But got lost and out of time
I guess my pain did show
But everybody knows
That a broken heart is blind
That a broken heart is blind

War, rebellions, prophecies
Winter nights, oh please
Take my mind off this crime
Stolen lives and despair
Why did you, sould laid bare,
Kill yourself before time?

Oh, could it be
True love was calling me
But got lost and out of time
I guess my pain did show
But everybody knows
That a broken heart is blind
That a broken heart is blind
That a broken heart is blind…

by Little Miss Sunshine

Rock-a-bye Neddy, You`re the Hand now, don`t sulk. When the king dies, King`s Landing will rock. When treason you breed, For your head Joff will call. And down will come Ice, your honor and all.
by callmedodge

Rock-a-bye Neddy,
You`re the Hand now, don`t sulk.
When the king dies,
King`s Landing will rock.
When treason you breed,
For your head Joff will call.
And down will come Ice,
your honor and all.

by callmedodge

Tower of Joy - Lyanna

For nine months my belly had grown
When my brother found me there
But I would give birth alone
To my dragon prince’s heir

Their swords clashing I had heard
While in a sea of blood I drowned
While of the dragon heads the third
His way to the world had found

For long they had protected me
Gerold, Whent and Arthur Dayne
I had urged them to flee
But my prayers were all vain

They decided they would stay
Even with Rhaegar dead
And his killers they would slay
Even my beloved Ned

“We will never break the oath
The prince’s son we have to save
We’ll open every rebel’s throat
Or we’ll find an early grave”

And they fought, they fought to death
They brought with them five good men
While I felt that my last breath
I would exhale right there and then

So he ran, up the stair
But I knew it was too late
As he held me he touched my hair
We could not avoid the fate

“Promise me”, was what I said
“Promise me he will grow up
Laugh and hunt and pray and wed
Look at him, this loving pup

Promise me you’ll never say
That he is Rhaegar’s son
Promise me you’ll let him play
Eat and joke and fight and run

Promise me this son of mine
You will treat just like your own
Promise me he will be fine
As a boy, as a man grown”

After that I close my eyes
To the world I said farewell
Hoping that he would grow wise
Within the walls of Winterfell

After that I close my eyes
And the world was gone away
I just hope my boy in disguise
Safe and well gets to stay.

by Franz95

Tower of Joy - Ned

I dream a dream in fevered sleep,
Of bloodshed on the sand,
One of seven, before the keep,
Where three men make their stand.

We come across the knights in white,
In armour, their swords drawn,
Surrounded by a ghostly light,
As Arthur Dayne draws Dawn.

The others, they stand by his side,
As brave men stand by me,
I stood and watched, as each man died,
The cost of loyalty.

Yet now I lie, bound in chains,
And sing this tired song,
For even now, the thought remains,
Of how this went so wrong.

I looked for you, upon the field,
I remark to the three,
Ser Barristan has pledged to yield,
What will become of thee?

They fix me with an iron stare,
As my shades move ahead,
And thank your Gods we were not there,
Or your King would be dead.

King Aerys on his throne would sit,
The false knight, burn in hell,
On spikes, the traitor’s heads would fit,
And you’d be there as well.

Our place is here, and still we say,
The Kingsguard do not flee,
For our knees, even here today,
Do not bend easily.

Arthur Dayne, his will unbroken,
Steps forth, a challenge sends,
I reply, the sad truth spoken,
In answer, now it ends.

We stand and talk before the stone,
Of a tower fit to fall,
Three greater knights were never known,
And yet, we killed them all.

Though at great cost, for of the ten,
Only we two remained,
To walk into that bloodied den,
Of blue roses, bloodstained.

I held her body, as I wept,
For promises I made,
And to this day, I still have kept,
Those plans that we had laid.

We tore it down, the ancient stone,
And laid those men to rest,
Now while I leave this world alone,
I do so, for the best.

by All Men Must Rhyme

Treason won’t go unpunished, Illyn go brush Ned’s shoulders off
Ladies have soft hearts, go and brush Ned’s shoulders off
Northerners is crazy baby, don’t forget Payne I told you
Get, Ned’s, head off his shoulders

I probably owe it to y’all, that Ned got locked by the force
Tryin’ to outsmart a Lord, that don’t know how to ride on a horse
Feelin’ no remorse, feelin’ like my hand was forced
Middle finger to the North, yea I’m griping my balls
Know the ladies they love me, from the back Sansa’s screamin’
All the smallfolk is bouncin’ they like the way Ned be leanin’
All my uncles be hatin’, off the crown that I’m wearin
But all the Lannisters love it just to see one of us make it
Acts like a lion from zion, now im at the top of the top
The North and Riverlands they could all suck my cock
Like Ned’s running back, or wearing black, man take his head off the block
Robb I don’t give a crap, because Grandpa’s straight from the Rock

Treason won’t go unpunished, Illyn go brush Ned’s shoulders off
Ladies have soft hearts, go and brush Ned’s shoulders off
Northerners is crazy baby, don’t forget Payne I told you
Get, Ned’s, head off his shoulders

You gotta get, Ned’s, head off his shoulders
You gotta get, Ned’s, head off his shoulders
You gotta get, Ned’s, head off his shoulders
You gotta get, Ned’s, head off his shoulders

Your homey Stark in position, with a dumb face like Hodor
I just pissed off the watch, a problem I’m sure they’ll get over
Gonna replace Northern Lords at the border, with a Lannister, yessir
Keep Mr. Sandor close, you know them Riverlanders’ll test ya
But like, Seven gods watch over me, I’m so believin
Now Seven treasons come, so Stark feel ‘em
Now, Seven commands roll out, Payne remove ceiling
In case Seven Lords come out kneelin, now you chillin’
with a boss bitch of course C.R. on the sleeve
At open court, with a traitor’s daughter on her knees
Could have got paid for mercy, but this King is too clean
Crowned Stag on the seal, I’m the monarch for real

Treason won’t go unpunished, Illyn go brush Ned’s shoulders off
Ladies have soft hearts, go and brush Ned’s shoulders off
Northerners is crazy baby, don’t forget Payne I told you
Get, Ned’s, head off his shoulders

You gotta get, Ned’s, head off his shoulders
You gotta get, Ned’s, head off his shoulders
You gotta get, Ned’s, head off his shoulders
You gotta get, Ned’s, head off his shoulders

Your boy back in the building, Westernlands are back on the map
Me and my beautiful bitch, gazing at her dead fathers cap
I’m the realest that run it, Ned just walked through a trap
I ain’t gotta clap at ‘em, Folks are scared off Illyn Payne’s yap
I drop that wear Black, Offer then I back out of it
Im the best King alive homie ask about me
From getting bit to biting, bringing the just to justice
The O’s to opposite, Orphan Joffy
You gotta pardon J, for sellin’ out Baelors Sept in a day
I’m like a young Aegon in his hey’
I’m a Lannister homey, you a sorry Ser crony
I see, Ned’s heads on his shoulders, could you brush it off for me?

Treason won’t go unpunished, Illyn go brush Ned’s shoulders off
Ladies have soft hearts, go and brush Ned’s shoulders off
Northerners is crazy baby, don’t forget Payne I told you
Get, Ned’s, head off his shoulders

You gotta get, Ned’s, head off his shoulders
You gotta get, Ned’s, head off his shoulders
You gotta get, Ned’s, head off his shoulders
You gotta get, Ned’s, head off his shoulders

by Gingerly Grumkin

Tower of Joy - Arthur Dayne

They were seven, facing three
We were waiting them in Dorne
Northmen, they worship the tree
The little prince had just been born

Our young prince lay rotting dead
He took an hammer on his chest
Howland Reed was there with Ned
To fight them we would fight our best

“On the Trident I looked for you”
Said to us the northern lord
“When the stag the dragon slew
We were sharpening our swords”

“When King’s Landing burnt and fell
Jaime opened the king’s throat”
“He should be burning in hell
He has soiled our white cloak”

“Then I rode to lift the siege
They had mounted on Storm’s End
Lord Tyrell, the southern liege
Bent his knee, became a friend”

“The fat rose may bow to you
But his armor isn’t white
On the old gods and the new
We will not give up the fight”

“And your Queen, she’s gone away
With the prince to Dragonstone
But the three of you still stay
Even if defeat is known”

“But, my lord, we swore a vow
And the Knigsguard does not flee
Let this fighting teach you how
A white knight won’t bend the knee”

And our oath we never broke
As they killed us one by one
As our shields of iron and oak
Broke at the hands of those who won

Our prince would understand
That we couldn’t save his son
Our three lives met an end
On that day of shining sun

I was a great knight of House Dayne
They killed me and took away the boy,
The boy who rightfully should reign
They killed me at the Tower of Joy.

by Franz95