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We are bards of the boards and we live to sing about the great things that happen to your favorite characters. 

Request away! You can give us a name, a scene, an event, a quote and even a few other words to be neccesarily included. And we’ll give you the greatest rhymes you’ve ever seen!

For the beauties of ASOIAF - reader discretion advised!

All this talk of the cutest men
Has put me out the conversation 
Except for Shadow’s snippet on Mrs. Dany Typhgarian 
But I’m greedy and have a top five Throne women 

Number five is a little sick so please don’t barf
She is still quite young I guess I catch em when they start
Pretty auburn hair, and cuter then a tart
Plus her cleavage is getting way off of the chart
Petyr is not blind for loving Sansa Stark 

My number four is never coy
A killer who uses axes instead of dolls and toys
And despite her nose and resemblance to a boy
I got a thing for Asha Greyjoy

My number three is hotter then seven hells
I have no problem being the cause for her fourth wedding bell
Natalie Dormer alone is so fine I could yell
I Gotta love Queen flowery Margarey Tyrell 

But the color red is so fucking sexy
She even bagged the just as gay bro of Renly
I would be honored to put a shadow in her belly
Any hour of the day or night I’d light up my Priest Meli 

Didn’t see her mom die but she’s way cuter then Bambi 
One look at her and I always will start panting 
She could be in Dothraki desert with her parts all sandy
And I’ll still eat her out because she’ll be sweet as candy
Emilia Clarke’s got a ridiculously sized fanny
And her goldish platinum hair I constantly dream of yanking 
I got a real dragon fetish for my goddess Dany 

By Ndrew of Typhgarian

wicnet:

It was May of 2010, and House Gatewatch was in need. We’d been stewing for over a month with the news that the role of Daenerys Targaryen was being recast. We’d heard nothing but conflicting reports, had experienced the Elena Satine Twitter debacle, and had seen more “butterface” comments regarding Dany’s former actress than might be considered polite in any neanderthal-run society. To say moods were foul would be putting it lightly.

On May 21st, Maureen Ryan broke the news: an unknown actress named Emilia Clarke had been cast in the role. Some furious Googling followed, digging up an IMDB page as well as a heartbreaking Samaritans advert…

Most of us were immediately charmed. It’s no small thing to say that ASoIaF fans, for the most part, welcomed the news of Emilia’s casting with open arms and hearts. (Compare it to some of the vitriol experienced in the Catelyn recast, and it was a virtual Love-In.) Hopes were high.

To say she delivered is understating things just a tad.

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Somwhere over the Narrow Sea (Dany’s song)

Somewhere over this sea
Way ‘cross west
There’s a land that I heard of once
And will put me to test.

Somewhere, up in the far North
Roses are blue
And some visions that in Qarth I’ve seen 
Can indeed come true.

All days I wish on that red star
To take me where Essos is far
behind me.
Where thrones are made from melted swords
From all those defeated warlords
That’s where I wanna be.

Somewhere in this side of the sea
I do sigh.
My allies want me in Westeros
Why, oh, why can’t I?

I’m certain my dragons can fly
To Westeros
Then why, oh why, won’t I?

by Little Miss Sunshine

As you can probably tell, I’ve changed the African lyrics to Dothraki, as best as I could. Original lyrics: http://www.lionking.org/lyrics/

He Lives In You - Daenerys Targaryen

Jinne zhavvorsa khaleesi (Here comes dragons and a queen)
x4

Night
And the spirit of life
Calling

Oh, oh, iyo
Charolat (Listen)
Oh, oh, iyo

And a voice,
With the fear of a child
Answers


Oh, oh, iyo
Oh, charolat (Listen)
Oh, oh, iyo

Shiqethi ador kim (Iron chair(throne) of the ancestors)
Ohara rhaesh (Daughter of the land)

Wait
There’s no mountain too great
Hear the words and have faith
Oh, oh, iyo
Have faith.

Hey yer, hey charolat (Hey you, hey listen)
x4

He lives in you
He lives in me
He watches over
Everything we see
Into the water
Into the truth
In your reflection
He lives in you.

Jinne zhavvorsa khaleesi (Here comes dragons and a queen)


So wait
There’s no mountain too great
Oh, oh, iyo
Hear the words and have faith
Have faith.


He lives in you
He lives in me
He watches over
Everything we see
Into the water
Into the truth
In your reflection
He lives in you.
x2 

By Fire&Blood