We don’t need no royal family
We don’t need no thought control
No dark sarcasm in Kings Landing
Joffrey leave those kids alone
(yells) Hey, Joffrey! Leave them kids alone!

All in all, it’s just another brick in the wall
All in all, you’re just another brick in the wall

We don’t need no royal family
We don’t need no thought control
No dark sarcasm in Kings Landing
Joffrey leave those kids alone
(yells) Hey, Joffrey! Leave those kids alone!

All in all, it’s just another brick in the wall
All in all, you’re just another brick in the wall

If you don’t fight for us you can’t have any dinner
How can you have any dinner if you don’t fight Stannis?
(x3)

by Dracarya

Welcome to Kings Landing
We’ve got fun and games
We got everything you want honey, we know the names
We’re the Lannisters, we can find whatever you may need
If you got the money honey we got your disease

[Chorus]
In the capital, welcome to Kings Landing
Watch it bring you to your knnn knne knees, knees
I want to watch you bleed

Welcome to Kings Landing
We take it day by day
If you want it you’re gonna bleed but it’s the price to pay
And we’ve got very sexy girls, you’re not hard to please
You can taste the bright lights but you won’t get there for free
In the capital, welcome to Kings Landing
Feel my, my, my serpentine
Ooh, we will hear you scream

Welcome to Kings Landing, it gets worse here every day
You learn to live like an animal in the jungle where we play
If you got a hunger for what you see you’ll take it eventually
You can have everything you want but you better not take it from me

[Chorus]

And when you’re high you never ever want to come down
So down, so down, so down, yeah

You know where you are?
You’re down in the capital baby, you’re gonna dieee
In the capital, welcome to Kings Landing
Watch it bring you to your knees, knees
In the capital, welcome to Kings Landing
Feel my, my, my serpentine
In the capital, welcome to Kings Landing
Watch it bring you to your knees, knees
In the capital, welcome to Kings Landing
Watch it bring you to you
We’re gonna bring you down, ha!

by Dracarya

Welcome back, Grumpkin Ahai!

Today we are having a tourney to welcome back one of our bards! Let the games begin!

Welcome to the tourney!
We hope you enjoy your stay
Here in Kings Landing
You can do what you may!

In honour of the Grumpkin
We have a variety of whores
Take your pick, my lord
And later we’ll have roast boar.

More wine for you?
Your wish is our command
Here in Kings Landing
We’re happy to lend a hand.

Welcome back, Grumpkin!
You have been sorely missed
We welcome you with this tourney
And from the queen of love and beauty, a kiss.

Let the knights enter the lists
Ready their horses, wards!
Are you sitting comfortably?
Begin your songs, bards!

By Dracarya

I will take what is mine, with fire and bittorrents!

On my way to Winterfell
I spotted a raven
I didn’t open the message
Which makes me very craven.

On my way to Casterly Rock
I spotted a lion
I hid behind a bush for a bit
And was saved by Tyrion.

On my way to the Wall
I spotted a brother
He said he had taken vows
And that I should look for another.

On my way to Kings Landing
I spotted two stags
They were fighting over a crown
But one had changed his flag.

On my way to Riverrun
I spotted a trout
I saw a Kingslayer too
He said “Let me out!”

On my way to Harrenhall
I spotted a young lad
No she said, I’m not a boy
But revealing this would be bad.

On my way to Braavos
I spotted a dancer
A sword he had and accent too
He looked like a chancer.

On my way to the Twins
I spotted a Frey
I knew then to turn and run
Didn’t want to get into an affray.

On my way to Highgarden
I spotted a flower
He looked to love his king a lot
Which gave him a lot of power.

On my way to Westeros
I saw all this and more
Season 2 is on it’s way
I’ll watch it, regardless of the law!

By Fire&Blood

Arya’s Pack (please don’t kill me, I swear I won’t do any more of these)

Kings Landing Safari

Let’s all go on an urban safari
we might see some Dornish migrants
Oi look there’s a guard,
that means lowly-born and violent

He’s got a white cloak on give him a hug,
on second thoughts don’t you don’t wanna get mugged
Oh shit too late that was kinda dumb
whose idea was that…stupid…

He’s got some front, ain’t we all,
be the joker, play the fool
What’s politics, ain’t it all
smoke and mirrors, ask the fools.
All year round, all in all
just another brick in the wall

Get away with murder in these holes
use four letter swear words coz we’re cool
We’re all drinkers, whore-visiters
every single one of us has a dirk.
Keep on believing what you hear from the Queen,
Flea Bottom kids, scum of the earth
Think you know how life in the gutter is,
from everything Varys made sure heard.

Well it’s all true, so stay where you’re safest
there’s no need to step foot out the burbs.
Truth is here, we’re all disturbed
we cheat and lie its so absurd

Feed the fear that’s what we’ve learned
Fuel the wildfire,
Let it burn.

CHORUS
Oi! I said Oi!
What you looking at you little rich king!
We’re poor round here, run home and lock your door
don’t come round here no more, you could get killed for
Real (yeah) because my manners ill
My manners ill
For real
Yeah you know my Mama’s ill, got no food still!

You could get lost in this concrete jungle
new builds keep springing up outta nowhere
Take the wrong turn down a one way junction
find yourself in Flea Bottom, nobody goes there
We got a power-mad government,
they burn down our natural habitat
Burnt down my hometown and our village
we didn’t ask for this war no more than did the cats.
Give us free bread and fish and we won’t attack
some kind of healthcare, yes please many thanks
People get stabbed round here there’s many shanks
nice knowing someone’s got our backs when we get attacked

Don’t bloody give me that
I’ll lose my temper
Who cares about this war in the centre?
I caught fish in the lake, can you remember?
what will I do now after Blackwater?
Jobs gone, no home, get your bloody sword honed
KL’s burning, I predict a riot
Fall in fall out
who knows what it’s all about

What did that guard say? Something about Stannis.
Kids on the street no they never miss a beat, never miss a cheap
meal when it comes their way

Lets go looting
no not Mistwood,
City Watch is out, cover your face
And if we see any rich kids on the way we’ll make ‘em wish they stayed inside
here’s a charge for congestion, everybody’s gotta pay
do what Joffrey does… rob them blind

CHORUS 
Oi! I said Oi!
What you looking at you little rich king?
We’re poor round here, run home and lock your door!
Don’t come round here no more, you could get killed for
real (yeah) because my manners ill
My manners ill
for real
yeah you know my Mama’s ill , no food still!

We’ve had it with you Lannisters,
You bloody rich kids never listen.
We don’t care ‘bout the War of Five Kings 
We should rule ourselves - we’d listen!

What needs fixing is the system
Not tax when we want to get some.
Riots in your line of vision
You can’t put as all in prison! 

CHORUS

by Fire&Blood