Welcome to Kings Landing We’ve got fun and games We got everything you want honey, we know the names We’re the Lannisters, we can find whatever you may need If you got the money honey we got your disease
[Chorus] In the capital, welcome to Kings Landing Watch it bring you to your knnn knne knees, knees I want to watch you bleed
Welcome to Kings Landing We take it day by day If you want it you’re gonna bleed but it’s the price to pay And we’ve got very sexy girls, you’re not hard to please You can taste the bright lights but you won’t get there for free In the capital, welcome to Kings Landing Feel my, my, my serpentine Ooh, we will hear you scream
Welcome to Kings Landing, it gets worse here every day You learn to live like an animal in the jungle where we play If you got a hunger for what you see you’ll take it eventually You can have everything you want but you better not take it from me
And when you’re high you never ever want to come down So down, so down, so down, yeah
You know where you are? You’re down in the capital baby, you’re gonna dieee In the capital, welcome to Kings Landing Watch it bring you to your knees, knees In the capital, welcome to Kings Landing Feel my, my, my serpentine In the capital, welcome to Kings Landing Watch it bring you to your knees, knees In the capital, welcome to Kings Landing Watch it bring you to you We’re gonna bring you down, ha!
Let’s all go on an urban safari we might see some Dornish migrants Oi look there’s a guard, that means lowly-born and violent
He’s got a white cloak on give him a hug, on second thoughts don’t you don’t wanna get mugged Oh shit too late that was kinda dumb whose idea was that…stupid…
He’s got some front, ain’t we all, be the joker, play the fool What’s politics, ain’t it all smoke and mirrors, ask the fools. All year round, all in all just another brick in the wall
Get away with murder in these holes use four letter swear words coz we’re cool We’re all drinkers, whore-visiters every single one of us has a dirk. Keep on believing what you hear from the Queen, Flea Bottom kids, scum of the earth Think you know how life in the gutter is, from everything Varys made sure heard.
Well it’s all true, so stay where you’re safest there’s no need to step foot out the burbs. Truth is here, we’re all disturbed we cheat and lie its so absurd
Feed the fear that’s what we’ve learned Fuel the wildfire, Let it burn.
CHORUS Oi! I said Oi! What you looking at you little rich king! We’re poor round here, run home and lock your door don’t come round here no more, you could get killed for Real (yeah) because my manners ill My manners ill For real Yeah you know my Mama’s ill, got no food still!
You could get lost in this concrete jungle new builds keep springing up outta nowhere Take the wrong turn down a one way junction find yourself in Flea Bottom, nobody goes there We got a power-mad government, they burn down our natural habitat Burnt down my hometown and our village we didn’t ask for this war no more than did the cats. Give us free bread and fish and we won’t attack some kind of healthcare, yes please many thanks People get stabbed round here there’s many shanks nice knowing someone’s got our backs when we get attacked
Don’t bloody give me that I’ll lose my temper Who cares about this war in the centre? I caught fish in the lake, can you remember? what will I do now after Blackwater? Jobs gone, no home, get your bloody sword honed KL’s burning, I predict a riot Fall in fall out who knows what it’s all about
What did that guard say? Something about Stannis. Kids on the street no they never miss a beat, never miss a cheap meal when it comes their way
Lets go looting no not Mistwood, City Watch is out, cover your face And if we see any rich kids on the way we’ll make ‘em wish they stayed inside here’s a charge for congestion, everybody’s gotta pay do what Joffrey does… rob them blind
CHORUS Oi! I said Oi! What you looking at you little rich king? We’re poor round here, run home and lock your door! Don’t come round here no more, you could get killed for real (yeah) because my manners ill My manners ill for real yeah you know my Mama’s ill , no food still!
We’ve had it with you Lannisters, You bloody rich kids never listen. We don’t care ‘bout the War of Five Kings We should rule ourselves - we’d listen!
What needs fixing is the system Not tax when we want to get some. Riots in your line of vision You can’t put as all in prison!