got-tyrion:

“I did lots of things, they seemed to like it.”
-Podrick Payne

The prozzies will gladly explainWhat makes them so loudly exclaimYou’ll see that her bodGrows warm for the PodThe best thing for pleasure is Payne 
By Myrish Swamp Thing

got-tyrion:

“I did lots of things, they seemed to like it.”

-Podrick Payne

The prozzies will gladly explain
What makes them so loudly exclaim
You’ll see that her bod
Grows warm for the Pod
The best thing for pleasure is Payne 

By Myrish Swamp Thing

Some impressions on the show …

Episode 3 has aired
I didn’t think I’d care
But I eat my words
Rightly you just heard!

Ser Goldenhand the Just

A character that’s a must

D&D, you’ve done well
Never thought you could write so swell!

My only confusion is Reek
What’s his game, is he a sneak?
Interesting turn of events
I hope the changes we won’t lament.

Little Cat made me sad
The Blackfish is a lad!
Robb ripping Edmure a new one
Made me laugh, go on my son!

The Hound and Arya, good set-up
Goodbye Hot Pie, made me well up!
Poor little Pod, such a sweet lad
Tyrion’s antics made me laugh a tad.

Give me the Unsullied and I’ll give you a dragon
Dracarys will come from Drogon
Valar Morghulis, said Missandei
Yes, said Daenerys, all men must die.

By Dracarya

Unsung Heroes - Podrick Payne

Podrick of House Payne,
A lesser branch that is,
Was taken in by Tyrion,
To be a squire of his.

The Battle of the Blackwater
Left many a man dead.
But not our brave Podrick,
Who helped turn the river red.

Tyrion Lannister was not liked,
His sister would prefer his head spiked.
But our young Pod was faithful to his master,
And slew Ser Mandon even faster

Than Tyrion could blink,
And with a wink,
Our dear Pod,
Charged the docks.

Podrick Payne has a habit,
Of talking to his shoes.
But gods, when he is in battle, 
His metal does his prove.

Nine years old he is,
And when Joffrey dies,
Tyrion is imprisoned,
And our young Podrick cries

"I was his squire!
Ser, my lady,
I was his squire,
And he left me!”

:bawl:

By Fire&Blood

The Unsung Hero Pod

"Mother have mercy, Seven, plase, save me,
"I am no hero, I just want away!"
the frigtened Pod pleaded at Blackwater Bay.
Yet when the time for him came
to save his great Lannister lord
he didn’t think much, he soon climbed aboard
and slayed the false cold-eyed knight.
Our little shy Podrick, what hero you’ve been!
The only sad thing is: nobody has seen.

By Anonymous