Gente soul, gentle heart, Even here, where frozen chastity retires. I was doomed right from the start Why I’ve been spared, guess we’ll never know I wish I was still living there, in that kingdom below But we ride to victory, they’ve seen it in the fires.
Though I’m young as the maid They think I’m ugly as the crone But beauty is within, that’s what they say I may be important, help the dark times fade The true dragon awaken from stone!
The Lady Selyse has a mustache on her face So it’s not crazy that she’s seen rarely by His Grace Yet kings must have children even if they lack Florent taste The solution is obvious, it is such a clear case That Shireen’s real father, is her best friend Patchface
Dear Shireen, listen to me The world of Westeros, it’s a mess Life under the sea is better than all of this big earthly jest!
The rocks are softer than silk Down there, in that big lake Your Dad dreams of ruling up here But that is a big mistake Just dive into the Narrow Sea And see in the ocean floor Such weird, odd things surrounding you What more are you looking for?
Under the sea, under the sea Cool down below, and this I know Oh, oh, oh, oh Up in the sun, war is the way From the far North to Slaver’s Bay While we’re devoting all time to joking Under the sea
Down there all the fish is floppy And seafoam is made of soap And merpeople will kiss you good When you drown and loose all hope Down there, all the snow falls up And rain is dry as a bone The birds have scales for feathers And there’s no sins to atone!
Under the sea, under the sea Everyone beats us, fry us and eat us In frickazee! All these warlords think I’m a fool But I’m wisest in that pool There are no troubles, life is all bubbles Under the sea! Under the sea Life is so good here, I’ll whisper in your ear Just come with me! Even all Lannisters and Starks Would put down swords and ride the sharks And start to dancing, joking and prancing Under the sea!
Yeah, under the sea Under the sea They go with the flow, and this I know Oh, oh, oh, oh What does Stan has, a lot of beef? Bet he won’t grind so much his teeth If he comes down, to my Fool’s Town Under the sea Even grayscale has no prevail Under the sea Winter’s not coming, nobody’s drumming That’s why it’s hotter under the water Yeah, just come with me and all this you’ll see Under the sea!