Renly
Renly, what rhymes with Renly?
Something I can’t answer so simply
He thought his brothers were beastly
He was far more Kingly
With his Tyrell buddy, he did talk and pray
And during their midnight play
They struck a happy bargain
Marry his sister and a throne he will gain
But there was little love in their match
But that’s more than Slurms has had, because he’s not a catch…. 
And he was wondering if kindly Ndrew would give him some of his cheering batch?
If you know what I mean??
By Slurms McKenzie
