Lord Tyrion likes girls for their deviance And paying is no inconvenience When Shae was situated He grew infatuated And paid for the girlfriend experience
When to Westeros I can’t run Is there room for one more Son? One more Son Trying to hold on Trying to hold on, hold on
I wouldn’t live up, so he just said “go” You know, you know - no you don’t, you don’t I went from leader in the hearts of men To just a badly injured and replaced Hand
And if my face aches, then so my heart breaks There’s only so much that I can take And your affection, well it comes and goes But you won’t live to see my death, Dad, no no no no
Help me out Yeah, Where are all those who’d help me out? Yeah, they all fled after the Blackwater There’s no one left to help me out
And when to Westeros I can’t run Is there room for one more Son? Though I fled across the sea I still hate you, Cersei, like you hate me
Yeah, there’ no left to help me out Yeah, not ever since the Blackwater There’s no one else to help me out But I’ll still bring my sister down Yeah, I’ll still bring my sister down Yeah, I’ll still bring my sister down
I got gold, so just hear me roar I got gold, so just hear me roar
Yeah, there’ no left to help me out Yeah, not ever since the Blackwater There’s no one else to help me out But I’ll still bring my sister down Yeah, I’ll still bring my sister down Yeah, I’ll still bring my sister down Yeah, oh ever since the Blackwater Yeah, I’ll still bring my sister down
Over and again, for one last big sin Just look around you, your fall has begun With all these things that I’ve done All these things that I’ve done If I can hold on If I can hold on
I said, who’s that dick there? I wonder what went wrong so that he was so short and sick he dont pay the girls that well I doubt he gives them tips it’s all not quite legitimate
And what a scummy man Just give him half a chance I bet he’ll rob you if he can Can see it in his eyes, yeah That he’s got a riding ban Amongst some other offences
And I’ve seen him with girls of the night And he told shae to put on her red light They’re all infected but he’ll be alright Cause he’s a scumbag, don’t you know I said he’s a scumbag, don’t you know
Although you’re trying not to listen Avert your eyes and staring at the ground he makes a subtle proposition He’d rather pay you, than turn you down
and oh, he must be up to something What are the chances? Sure it’s more than likely I’ve got a feeling in my stomach You start to wonder what his story might be What his story might be, yeah
They said he changes when the sun goes down Yeah, they said he changes when the sun goes down And they said he changes when the sun goes down around here Around here
Look, here comes a Lords Carrage Isn’t he Mr. Inconspicuous And he don’t even have to say owt She’s in the stance ready to get picked up
Bet she’s delighted when she sees him stopping here and giving her the eye Because she must be fucking freezing Scantily clad beneath the clear night sky It doesn’t stop in the winter, no
And they said he changes when the sun goes down Yeah, they said he changes when the sun goes down And they said he changes when the sun goes down Around here
Well they said he changes when the sun goes down Over the river,going out of town They said he changes when the sun goes down Around here Around here
And what a scummy man Just give him half a chance I bet he’ll rob you if he can Can see it in his eyes, yeah That he’s got a nasty plan I hope you’re not involved at all
As a kid I climbed everything, I sympathized when Bran fell Now I always have half a smile on my face like when Reek acted swell I agree with the Imp, I should send my boss straight to hell I got a widow’s peak with dark hair, though I dislike the Martells
We’ll be drinking When we’re throning We’ll be drinking
2x I get knocked down But I get up again You’re never going to keep me down
Pissing the night away Pissing the night away
He drinks a Dornish drink He drinks a Arbor drink He drinks a sailor’s drink He drinks a lot of drink He plays cyvasse if he wants To have a good time He plays Thrones if he wants To have a better time
“Oh Tyrion Tyrion Tyrion…”
2x I get knocked down But I get up again You’re never going to keep me down
Pissing the night away Pissing the night away
He drinks a Dornish drink He drinks a Arbor drink He drinks a sailor’s drink He drinks a lot of drink He plays cyvasse if he wants To have a good time He plays Thrones if he wants To have a better time
“Don’t cry for me Family hater…”
2x I get knocked down But I get up again You’re never going to keep me down
We’ll be drinking When we’re throning We’ll be drinking
Everybody says the Targs are nearly gone, But believing some theories, They’re actually really common.
The one that is almost good to go, Is our dear Lord Commander Snow. Ned Stark has a bastard, his honor forgotten? If you really believe that some brain cells must be rotten.
Enough now of R+L=J, We do not have all day.
Cersei has the common Targ crazy, And with her brother makes twincest babies. So daddy Aerys could have been very proud. Cause we don’t know how Tywin’s wedding night turned out.
The other lion also a dragon? How’s that possible? Come on! But mismatched eyes and light blond hair, Make for speculation out of thin air.
Another one I just read today, Dear Jon might have had a sister to play! No idea how what when why he got a twin, But there’s speculation that Meera could have been.
A dragon cloaked in a spider’s shell Damn Varys to some deep dark hell. A Blackfyre, a dragon of a different time, Or disguised Rhaegar, waiting for his time to shine?
I won’t miss Aegon on this list, Although I’m not sure what he is. A baby switch during the sack? I don’t quite follow this track.
A Blackfyre maybe like Varys, Or just some random boy from Lys. Illyrio’s son with his lysene wife, A mystery is this guy’s life.
