No matter how strong,
I’m gonna take you down With one little bolt I’m gonna break you down And see if you’re gold If you’re really gold to me That feast at eight was okay Before that toast full of blames It was great until those false witnesses Got us started up again Unsurprisingly, it was decidedly me… again Why is it so That I’ve always been the one who must go When your firstborn, though told not to flee, Was in fact the one who, long ago, Actually, left you full of sorrow Stuck with me So put up your hate and I’ll put up mine No running away from the scene of the crime Whores go to a place Somewhere near the end of the world Somewhere near the end our lives So you see, Daddy, don’t be surprised If I wanna see the truth in your eyes Then I know it had to be, long ago Actually, in that haunted meadow, You killed me No matter how strong, I’m gonna take you down With one little bolt I’m gonna break you down And see if you’re gold If you’re really gold to me by Little Miss Sunshine
The Rains of Castamere
The lion in old Castamere
Once thought to be top of his peers Lord Tytos was missing But when came the drizzling His kid made them all disappear by Myrish Swamp Thing
Lord Tywin sent all of his drones
To fill the Red Keep with his own That wasn’t moronic But ain’t it ironic He died on the Porcelain Throne By Juanvito
The Baddest of ‘em All
I used to hate Joffrey the Prince
And think ill of his Hound Got creeped out by Petyr’s mints And speechless when Ned’s heads on the ground Was mystified with “It should have been you” And Sweet Sister is such a bitch Of course she should get threatened, but Tommon too? Now the Imp’s nose will itch Marry Jeyne! I know where this is heading Damn! Was I wrong, fucking Red Wedding The Freys are the worst, makes Tywin look chill But now Cersei’s worse cuz her father has been killed Westeros is crazy, it’s a fucked up place Thought shit was bad from Thrones to Crows The worst thing I read was Brienne has no face Untill they reintroduced my Mans Rams Snow by Gingerly Grumkin
Most sentimental nights
I seat in the outhouse Shoot me down There is a crossbow here And Shae is very near So shoot me down Shoot me down Your hands, they flutter up Armed and dangerous My grotesque son Shoot me down In jakes Stand back, baby Stand back and let me breathe I think I’m fallin’ out of here I don’t defecate gold Nor know where whores go I can feel your breath against my ear I might just disappear Wouldn’t that be nice? Yea wouldn’t that be nice? Well wouldn’t that be nice? I look into your eyes Comes as no great surprise You’re not gonna shoot me down Shoot me down I know that when you smile It will only be just a short little while Shoot me down In jakes Shoot me down (shoot me down) In jakes (shoot me down) Shoot me down (shoot me down) In jakes (shoot me down) You’re gonna shoot me down (shoot me down) Oh in jakes (shoot me down) Shoot me down Shoot me down In jakes by Shagwell-the-funny-foe
Tywin and Lady Joanna
Your beloved wife, The feeling so true. She gave you advice, Through you she ruled. She was the strong one, Who would have thought? And when she was gone, Your soul also got lost… She gave you three kids, The best from you both, They had beauty and wits, But also your worst… To be heartless and cruel, You taught them well, Because you knew, Love hurts like hell… by only me
Happy Fucking Father’s Day, Tywin
From me to you
While you’re on the loo I’ll shoot you dead My whore’s in your bed What kind of dad Is always so mad Looking down on me Hate, no sympathy You may forget And I regret That I’m your seed And I’ll make you bleed So with a crossbow I’ll begin to show How much you’ve hurt Me since my birth Happy fucking father’s day You always got your way But you won’t grow old And you don’t shit gold by Dracarya
Father’s Day - Cersei
I’m a woman! I said
Not some toy If only I had Been born a boy Jaime fought with Sword and lance But upon suitors I’d take my chance To land a nice one Who treats me well But I soon woke up To a different hell A brood mare To be passed along To smile sweetly And sing a song I loved you well Despite all this Our snatched moments Made of bliss Father daughter No mother in sight You did your best To see me right But to you I was Just a toy Oh if only I’d Been born a boy. by Dracarya
Book characters vs TV characters - Tywin and Arya
A father to three, yet now it seems,
That Tywin would claim another, A young girl who has noble dreams, That the old man will not smother.
A Lannister Lord, not quite so cold,
As many have proclaimed, To share his secrets never told, With a girl so falsely named.
A father figure here is shown,
So truly unexpected, A brilliant mind, already known, Yet kindness, too, reflected.
Two keen minds in a single room,
One bordering on danger, For around her still the shadows loom, One slip, she’ll meet the stranger.
For Tywin seems now to suspect,
She is not who she claims, No mason’s daughter could reflect, On the history she names.
Yet still his fondness seems to grow,
Not merciless, as yet, He does not yet wish for her to go, So keeps her as his pet.
Alas, his dark side may soon show,
No remorse, such is his fame, If Lord Tywin should come to know, Poor Arya’s real name.
This just in! After episode 2x07 it’s safe to say that Tywin loves his little cupbearer! XD
Arya in the promo of episode 5, “
The Ghost of Harrenhal”
Arya gets in one episode what Tyrion and Cersei had wanted all their life…