No matter how strong,
I’m gonna take you down
With one little bolt
I’m gonna break you down
And see if you’re gold
If you’re really gold to me

That feast at eight was okay
Before that toast full of blames
It was great until those false witnesses
Got us started up again
Unsurprisingly, it was decidedly me… again

Why is it so
That I’ve always been the one who must go
When your firstborn, though told not to flee,
Was in fact the one who, long ago,
Actually, left you full of sorrow
Stuck with me

So put up your hate and I’ll put up mine
No running away from the scene of the crime
Whores go to a place
Somewhere near the end of the world
Somewhere near the end our lives

So you see, Daddy, don’t be surprised
If I wanna see the truth in your eyes
Then I know it had to be, long ago
Actually, in that haunted meadow,
You killed me

No matter how strong,
I’m gonna take you down
With one little bolt
I’m gonna break you down
And see if you’re gold
If you’re really gold to me

by Little Miss Sunshine

The Rains of Castamere

The lion in old Castamere
Once thought to be top of his peers
Lord Tytos was missing
But when came the drizzling
His kid made them all disappear

by Myrish Swamp Thing

Lord Tywin sent all of his drones
To fill the Red Keep with his own
That wasn’t moronic
But ain’t it ironic
He died on the Porcelain Throne

By Juanvito

The Baddest of ‘em All

I used to hate Joffrey the Prince
And think ill of his Hound
Got creeped out by Petyr’s mints
And speechless when Ned’s heads on the ground

Was mystified with “It should have been you”
And Sweet Sister is such a bitch
Of course she should get threatened, but Tommon too?
Now the Imp’s nose will itch

Marry Jeyne! I know where this is heading
Damn! Was I wrong, fucking Red Wedding
The Freys are the worst, makes Tywin look chill
But now Cersei’s worse cuz her father has been killed

Westeros is crazy, it’s a fucked up place
Thought shit was bad from Thrones to Crows
The worst thing I read was Brienne has no face
Untill they reintroduced my Mans Rams Snow

by Gingerly Grumkin

Most sentimental nights
I seat in the outhouse
Shoot me down

There is a crossbow here
And Shae is very near
So shoot me down
Shoot me down

Your hands, they flutter up
Armed and dangerous
My grotesque son
Shoot me down
In jakes

Stand back, baby
Stand back and let me breathe
I think I’m fallin’ out of here
I don’t defecate gold
Nor know where whores go
I can feel your breath against my ear
I might just disappear
Wouldn’t that be nice?
Yea wouldn’t that be nice?
Well wouldn’t that be nice?

I look into your eyes
Comes as no great surprise
You’re not gonna shoot me down
Shoot me down

I know that when you smile
It will only be just a short little while
Shoot me down
In jakes

Shoot me down (shoot me down)
In jakes (shoot me down)
Shoot me down (shoot me down)
In jakes (shoot me down)
You’re gonna shoot me down (shoot me down)
Oh in jakes (shoot me down)
Shoot me down
Shoot me down
In jakes

by Shagwell-the-funny-foe

Tywin and Lady Joanna

Your beloved wife,
The feeling so true.
She gave you advice,
Through you she ruled.
She was the strong one,
Who would have thought?
And when she was gone,
Your soul also got lost…

She gave you three kids,
The best from you both,
They had beauty and wits,
But also your worst…
To be heartless and cruel,
You taught them well,
Because you knew,
Love hurts like hell…

by only me

Happy Fucking Father’s Day, Tywin

From me to you
While you’re on the loo
I’ll shoot you dead
My whore’s in your bed

What kind of dad
Is always so mad
Looking down on me
Hate, no sympathy

You may forget
And I regret
That I’m your seed
And I’ll make you bleed

So with a crossbow
I’ll begin to show
How much you’ve hurt
Me since my birth

Happy fucking father’s day
You always got your way
But you won’t grow old
And you don’t shit gold

by Dracarya

Father’s Day - Cersei

I’m a woman! I said
Not some toy
If only I had
Been born a boy

Jaime fought with
Sword and lance
But upon suitors
I’d take my chance

To land a nice one
Who treats me well
But I soon woke up
To a different hell

A brood mare
To be passed along
To smile sweetly
And sing a song

I loved you well
Despite all this
Our snatched moments
Made of bliss

Father daughter
No mother in sight
You did your best
To see me right

But to you I was
Just a toy
Oh if only I’d
Been born a boy.

by Dracarya

Book characters vs TV characters - Tywin and Arya

A father to three, yet now it seems, 
That Tywin would claim another, 
A young girl who has noble dreams,
That the old man will not smother.

A Lannister Lord, not quite so cold,
As many have proclaimed,
To share his secrets never told,
With a girl so falsely named.

A father figure here is shown,
So truly unexpected,
A brilliant mind, already known,
Yet kindness, too, reflected.

Two keen minds in a single room,
One bordering on danger,
For around her still the shadows loom,
One slip, she’ll meet the stranger.

For Tywin seems now to suspect,
She is not who she claims,
No mason’s daughter could reflect,
On the history she names.

Yet still his fondness seems to grow,
Not merciless, as yet,
He does not yet wish for her to go,
So keeps her as his pet.

Alas, his dark side may soon show,
No remorse, such is his fame,
If Lord Tywin should come to know,
Poor Arya’s real name. 

by JCooper
Valar Morghulis

Valar Morghulis

This just in! After episode 2x07 it’s safe to say that Tywin loves his little cupbearer! XD

This just in! After episode 2x07 it’s safe to say that Tywin loves his little cupbearer! XD

Anyone can be killed…

Arya in the promo of episode 5, “The Ghost of Harrenhal

Arya gets in one episode what Tyrion and Cersei had wanted all their life…

Arya gets in one episode what Tyrion and Cersei had wanted all their life…