There once was a wildling called Val
A buxom and blondie-haired gal
The pointy star ser
He wanted her bare
But got smacked around by her pal

By Myrish Swamp Thing

There once was a wildling called Val
A buxom and blondie-haired gal
The pointy star ser
He wanted her bare
But got smacked around by her pal 

By Myrish Swamp Thing

Guess Who:

I was born with expectations high
Golden hair escaping a golden thigh
For rich we were, but different were we
Not easy, being half of what you’re supposed to be.

I tell you all you need to know
What to escape, where to go
Maybe if you could see my face
Your goal would come at a faster pace.

Broken weight i carry by day
No more, wood has taken my job away
Bout time i’m back on my way
but no dead i want to have to flay

I got no kings blood, you eastern whore
I won’t bend my knee to a southern bore
Sweet girl is evil, make her flee
she means death, later you’ll thank me

by Davos’ fingertip

Ygritte song-off!

My words are gusts
With great power to sway.
To sow discord or build trust
Or to send poor Ygritte away.

Val may make a good Queen,
Although she’s not my first choice.
But from all that I’ve seen,
Ygritte gives no cause to rejoice.

I prefer Val to Ygritte,
And I’ll take Osha over Val,
But when it comes time commit.
Har! Tormund will best them all! 

By OnionAhaiReborn

She seems a sweet girl. You cannot know—”

I can. You know nothing, Jon Snow.” Val seized his arm.I want the monster out of there. Him and his wet nurses. You cannot leave them in that same tower as the dead girl.

Jon shook her hand away. “She is not dead.

She is. Her mother cannot see it. Nor you, it seems. Yet death is there.” She walked away from him, stopped, turned back. “I brought you Tormund Giantsbane. Bring me my monster.”

If I can, I will.

Do. You owe me a debt, Jon Snow.

Jon watched her stride away. She is wrong. She must be wrong. Greyscale is not so deadly as she claims, not in children.

Val, my dear

Well sometimes I go out by myself
And I look across the Wall
And I think of that big mission that you’re doing
And in my head I paint a picture

‘Cause since you crossed the Wall
Well my body’s been a mess
And I miss your big blond hair
And the furs you like to dress

Won’t you come on over
Bring Tormund’s gang back to me
Why don’t you come on over, Val my dear?

Val, my dear
Val, my dear
Val, my dear

Your long hair tied in a braid
Your this Wall’s fairest maid
Queen’s Men fall in line
For you I’d toll the wedding bell
We would both rule Winterfell
Oh, in another time….

And I think my slow decay
Will be those shiny eyes of gray
Old Gods, help me!
I want to touch your skin so pale
And your mysteries unveil
Oh, can’t you see?

‘Cause since you crossed the Wall
Well, my body’s been a mess
And I miss your big blond hair
And the furs you like to dress

Won’t you come on over
Bring Tormund’s gang back to me
Why don’t you come on over, Val my dear?

Val, my dear
Val, my dear
Val, my dear

By Little Miss Sunshine

Happy Woman’s Day!

So, today is international Woman’s Day, so we crazy people wanted to do some little shoutouts to our lovely Westerosi Ladies!

The first one to feel the love is Val, the Wildling Princess

Hair of dark honey and eyes oh so blue,
Or was it grey? Whatever you prefer.
A worthy wife to any lord,
But who would be worthy of her?

She can kiss a man or slit his throat, 
In her heart she will always be free,
A princess they call her, she only laughs,
At those southerners who bend the knee.

Lonely and  lovely and lethal,
Her captor calls himself host,
Don’t get too close or you’ll lose your balls,
She only likes Lord Snow and Ghost.

by Lady of Oldcastle

Wish Life Was A Song

All in white, with hair of dark gold,
From the forest she came forth,
by her side my faithful silent Ghost,
oh My Lady of the North!

Lonely and lovely and lethal she prowls,
The roofs of Castle Black,
No love for those who took her freedom,
Kneelers, never turn your back!

Bound by the shackles of my vows,
Invisible, yet they hold strong,
Forever a Wall between us,
How I wish life was a song!

By Lady of Oldcastle - for Val the Wildling Princess :wub: