Tyrion Lannister, known as the Halfman, lost half of his face on the Blackwater Rush
Sweet Sister Cersei, away from the fighting, quite safely got drunk on her cute little tush.

By Light a Wight Tonight

The Hound’s a great fighter
But stupid as shit
He was forced to retire
When Blackwater was lit
He said “You can’t fire me
I buggering quit”

by Gingerly Grumkin

Thoughts on Blackwater

A hundred thousand knights couldn’t keep me away,
from the epicness of Blackwater Bay.
So I fought my way to the sacred screen,
to watch the episode yet unseen.

Unleashed fury burned green like jade,
wildfire showed for what it’s made!
Cersei channeled Eva Braun,
but daddy came in time to save her crown.

Stannis was first in battle fighting brave,
but his army was crushed under a crimson wave.
The Rains of Castamere remind that,
you don’t challenge the lion or you’re dead.

Renly’s shadow rode and won,
Tyrion must have thought his wits were gone.
Brave Pod saved his life without a word,
and Halfman chants all times were heard.

The little bird did not fly away,
although a dog opened her cage today.
Joffrey the shit feared for his life,
but “the worst ones always survive”.

No chain was seen but scarcely missed,
no way that I could have been pissed,
George wrote perfectly, everyone sees,
now go back to “Winds of Winter”, please?

by Winter’s Lady

Blackwater, oh Blackwater GRRM does not disappoint! Bronn should sing the songs Him as bard I do appoint!
by Dracarya

Blackwater, oh Blackwater
GRRM does not disappoint!
Bronn should sing the songs
Him as bard I do appoint!

by Dracarya

Rain Dance

Chanting voices:

Water, water, surrouding these walls,
Who is the true king of them all?

I see a face on your black surface…
Is it a trick? The golden hair!
Pale and scared, armoured in red,
The golden head, the golden head!

Water:

You ask this question of the dark waters,
When black night gathers, black night gathers,
If we would carry black in our blackness,
The black of hair head of Baratheon
Grey eyes of the wolf or a shape of the kraken,
You could not see it in the black water.

Chanting voices

Fire, fire, consuming these walls,
Who is the true king of them all?

I see a shape in the shadows you cast,
The flaming dark form with the horns of a stag!
I closed my eyes tight, but his fury through bled,
Is it a trick? The crown on his head!

Fire

You pray for the help to the red fires,
Amid the battle pyres, battle pyres,
A shadow is an echo of our howl,
Might be we just consumed him and his crown.

If we would carry red in our flames,
The kraken’s red hot iron,
Boiling wolf’s blood or golden lion’s face,
You could not see it in red fires.


Water and Fire

People, people, up and down the wall,
Who is the true king of them all?
The ones of you we get to keep,
They do not seem to know.

They lose the banners from their grip,
They lose their swords and lances,
And when their life away does slip,
Their thoughts are just regrets with fading longing glances.

by A Free Shadow

Well, I built me a chain
And she’s ready for blockadin’
Old Stannis, he’s calling my name
Salladhor Saan is a  jumpin’
That wildfyre pumpin’
Black water keep rollin’ on past just the same

Oh black water, keep on rolling
Blood moon and wildfire won’t you keep on shining on me

Yeah, keep on shining your light
Gonna make everything, pretty bright
Gonna make everything all right
And I ain’t got no worries
Cause I ain’t in no hurry at all

Well if the bastard King falls I don’t care
Don’t make no difference to me
Just take that ship full of wildfire that’s goin’ down

Yeah, I like to hear some funky Kingslanding sound
And dance at the mudgate
And I be givin’ everybody ax hits al ‘round

I like to hear some funky Kingslanding sound
Teeth grindn’ as the chain is raised by
The King’s hand, the hand, hand
Stannis’ fleet burned by the hand, poor Davos
Come and swim with your daddy all night long

I like to hear some funky Kingslanding sound
A masterpiece of work by the hand
By the hand, hand
I want to burn the water, Oh Blackwater
Burned by the hand, dear gods, by the hand
Burn baby, burn, burn, burn
Come on and dance with your daddy all night long
With you all night long

by Howling Mad

Cuntwater Bay

It must be Stannis’ honor, fuck the red cunt
Let’s get it in to the Bay like it’s a cunt
Though it’s hardly a battle, smells fishy like a cunt
Then the wildfire exploded it was warm like a cunt
The soldiers felt the wet warmness, it’s Blackwater Cunt

by Gingerly Grumkin

Blackwater Bay: Tyrion A raven brings the mail Stannis Baratheon has set sail Arm the guards and arm the men Get yourselves moving then! How many ships are there? Into ours he will tear Wildfire looks so pretty Help me defend this city! My chain will save the day Cut them off in the Bay Defend and hold Kings Landing I’ve spent so much time planning! There are men outside the gate Who’ll serve your head upon a plate Get the king back inside! I must save Alayaya’s hide.Blackwater Bay: Cersei For every wound he sustains I will cause his whore such pain Kingsguard keep my little Joffrey Safe from harm, and do not flee. Sansa, dear, Stannis could win And that is why we have Ser Ilyn Stannis could storm the gate And demand our heads on a plate. Queens and ladies do not flee We smile and laugh though we’re empty We sing the hymns and we pray That we’ll see the light of day. Love your children, that is all For many people always fall Around you and let you down All this war just for a crown.Blackwater Bay: Sansa Sing little bird, sing to me Oh how I wish I could flee! I live this day in such fear Surely Stannis cannot come here? Oh, Mother, full of mercy Another day, let me see Fill our men with courage And let them die of old age. Where is Ser Dontos the Red? Without me he must have fled The King I do so dread Carefully I must tread. Stags and Lions fight Birds cannot take flight Dogs run away in fear No Wolves are ever near.
by Dracarya

Blackwater Bay: Tyrion

A raven brings the mail
Stannis Baratheon has set sail
Arm the guards and arm the men
Get yourselves moving then!

How many ships are there?
Into ours he will tear
Wildfire looks so pretty
Help me defend this city!

My chain will save the day
Cut them off in the Bay
Defend and hold Kings Landing
I’ve spent so much time planning!

There are men outside the gate
Who’ll serve your head upon a plate
Get the king back inside!
I must save Alayaya’s hide.

Blackwater Bay: Cersei

For every wound he sustains
I will cause his whore such pain
Kingsguard keep my little Joffrey
Safe from harm, and do not flee.

Sansa, dear, Stannis could win
And that is why we have Ser Ilyn
Stannis could storm the gate
And demand our heads on a plate.

Queens and ladies do not flee
We smile and laugh though we’re empty
We sing the hymns and we pray
That we’ll see the light of day.

Love your children, that is all
For many people always fall
Around you and let you down
All this war just for a crown.

Blackwater Bay: Sansa

Sing little bird, sing to me
Oh how I wish I could flee!
I live this day in such fear
Surely Stannis cannot come here?

Oh, Mother, full of mercy
Another day, let me see
Fill our men with courage
And let them die of old age.

Where is Ser Dontos the Red?
Without me he must have fled
The King I do so dread
Carefully I must tread.

Stags and Lions fight
Birds cannot take flight
Dogs run away in fear
No Wolves are ever near.

by Dracarya

It’s almost time for a Blackwater rhyme I can’t wait to see if the chain will make them bleed With fire and blood spilling forth like a hose Will the Hand of the King lose a nose Is tonight the night we see The House of the Undying prophecies Shall Catelyn plant the seed of loss by releasing Jaime Does Robb plant the seed of doom and a baby And will Bran and little Rickon reappear before Ramsay comes near O’ dear O’ dear
by Howling Mad

It’s almost time for a Blackwater rhyme
I can’t wait to see if the chain will make them bleed
With fire and blood spilling forth like a hose
Will the Hand of the King lose a nose
Is tonight the night we see
The House of the Undying prophecies
Shall Catelyn plant the seed of loss by releasing Jaime
Does Robb plant the seed of doom and a baby
And will Bran and little Rickon reappear before Ramsay comes near
O’ dear O’ dear

by Howling Mad

BYOB - Bring Your Own Blackwater

WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SEND THE POOR!
Barbarisms by Baratheons
With pointed heels
Victorious, victories kneel
For brand new spankin’ deals
Marching forward hypocritic
And hypnotic soldiers
You depend on our protection,
Yet you feed us lies from the table cloth

La la la la la la la la la
Everybody’s going to the battle have a real good time.
Dancing in the river blowing up the sunshine.

Kneeling roses disappearing,
Into the Mothers’ dry mouth,
Breaking into Flea Bottom,
Stealing our intentions,
Hangars sitting dripped in blood,
Crying FREEDOM!
Handed to obsoletion,
Still you feed us lies from the table cloth.

La la la la la la la la la,
Everybody’s going to the battle have a real good time
Dancing in the river blowing up the sunshine
Everybody’s going to the battle have a real good time
Dancing in the river blowing up the sunshine

Blast off, it’s party time
And we don’t live in a fascist nation
Blast off, it’s party time
And where the fuck are you?
Where the fuck are you?
Where the fuck are you?

Why don’t the royals fight the war?
Why do they always send the poor?
Why don’t the royals fight the war?
Why do they always send the poor? [X4]

Kneeling roses disappearing
Into the Mothers’ dry mouth
Breaking into Flea Bottom
Stealing our intentions
Hangars sitting dripped in blood
Crying FREEDOM!
Handed to obsoletion
Still you feed us lies from the tablecloth

La la la la la la la la la
Everybody’s going to the battle have a real good time
Dancing in the river blowing up the sunshine
Everybody’s going to the battle have a real good time
Dancing in the river blowing up the sun

Where the fuck are you!
Where the fuck are you!

Why don’t the royals fight the war?
Why do they always send the poor?
Why don’t the royals fight the war?
Why do they always send the poor? [X3]
Why, do, they always send the poor [X3]
They only send the poor [x2]

by Dracarya

In GRRM We Trust
Just watched Blackwater again, and was riveted the entire way through. That, my dear HBO writers and producers, is how you write an episode. 
Thank you, GRRM. 

In GRRM We Trust

Just watched Blackwater again, and was riveted the entire way through. That, my dear HBO writers and producers, is how you write an episode. 

Thank you, GRRM. 

Blackwater Bay

No star had ever burned so bright,
As the horrid flames upon the bay,
From dawn they burned all through the night,
To match the brightest light of day,

Beneath the waves, the sailors died,
To burn, or drown, who once were standing,
Beneath the flags of either side,
On the bay beneath King’s Landing.

The ships were breached with screams of pain,
To sink, or beach, upon the shore,
While stones and arrows fell like rain,
Till silence fell on the bay once more.

The chain across closed the trap,
As panic fell on those it caught,
While fire burned,to crush and snap,
The ships of those who died for naught.

Four sons lost one, And mother’s more,
The death count of that fateful day,
As from a distance the crowned stag saw,
The deathly flames on Blackwater Bay.

by JCooper

Red Blackwater Bay
Making me seasick for home
Red green water
Just reminds me
Tomorrow will never come

It’s oh so easy
It’s oh so easy to die
It’s oh so easy
It’s oh so easy

Try once again
To be true, yeah
True to Stan
But I lost my sons

Green Blackwater Bay
Making me seasick for home

Red Blackwater Bay
Making me seasick for home
Red green water
Only reminds me
Tomorrow will never come

Sometimes I dream of my boys
And I’ll never see the love of my life
Whichever way I go, think of you
Oh love, I never forget

It’s oh so easy
It’s oh so easy to die
It’s oh so easy
It’s oh so easy
Oh, it’s oh so easy
Oh, it’s oh so easy to die
Oh, it’s oh so easy
Oh, it’s oh so easy

Green Blackwater Bay
Making me seasick for home
Red green water
Just reminds me
Tomorrow will never come
Tomorrow will never come
Tomorrow will never come

.. Blackwater Bay
.. Blackwater Bay

by Fire&Blood

Sellsword Ser Lord Bronn!

My my! At Blackwater Lord Stannis did surrender!
Oh yes! And I had the luck to be on the right side then!
The side on which one’s gonna be
never matters to the likes of me!

Ref: Blackwater — Stannis defeated, we won the war!
Blackwater — Got lots of money on our side!
Blackwater — The Lion we praise for wildfire trick!
Blackwater — I got my knighthood at Blackwater!
Blackwater — Finally knighted at Blackwater!

My my! I had good job over at Tyrion’s!
Oh yes! But when a chance appeard I left it and I
married the Stokeworth instead.
And how could I ever refuse?
Though no maid, that’s best thing I could get!

Ref: Blackwater …

by Buckwheat

Hero of War

He said, “Son,
Have you seen the war?
Well, what would you say
if I said it’s not far?
Just carry this sword, you’ll even get paid
with a song about your star!”

Strong chainmail skirts
Armor polished bright
“Don’t be afraid, you’ll be alright”
We laughed and we drank
We all became friends
As we learned how to fight

A hero of war
Yeah, that’s what I’ll be
And when I come home
They’ll be damn proud of me
I’ll carry this flag
To the grave if I must
'cause it's the flag that I love
And the flag that I trust

I charged on my horse
I yelled my commands
The children, they cried
They too met their ends
Soon again on our way
They found no graves
Like their family and their friends

They took off her clothes
They laughed at her pain
I told them to stop
But then I joined in
We had her in turns
And that not just once
But again and again…

A hero of war
Yeah that’s what I’ll be
And when I come home
They’ll be damn proud of me
I’ll carry this flag
To the grave if I must
'cause it's the flag that I love
And the flag that I trust


We rode through arrows and haze
No plea made us stop
Our swords cut the way
The summer is gone
but it’s knights still live on
Innocence at play…

Friends they fell, in dark and in light
Into the sands,
Where the blood never dried
I was blind, now there’s blood on my hands
A mere summer knight…

A hero of war
Is that what they see
Just stories and scars
So damn proud of me?
And I brought home that flag
Now it gathers dust
But it’s the flag that I love
It’s the only flag I trust

He said, “Son,
Have you seen the war?
Well, what would you say
if I said it’s not far? 

By Lady of Oldcastle