Casterly, Casterly, Casterly RockThe Lannisters swingAs the city bells ringShowin’ and blowin’Up trouble and funNow the Lannister reign has begunCasterly, Casterly, Casterly RockCity bells chime forThe Lannister whoreDancin’ and prancin’In King’s Landing squareIn the frosty airWhat a bright timeIt’s the right timeTo blow the Starks awayLannister timeIs a swell timeTo go riding onOne horse awayGiddy-up, Honour horsePick up your feetMy sister’s at the docksMix and mingleIn an incestuous beatThat’s our Casterly - that’s our Casterly - that’s our Casterly Rock!
By Dracarya

Casterly, Casterly, Casterly Rock
The Lannisters swing
As the city bells ring
Showin’ and blowin’
Up trouble and fun
Now the Lannister reign has begun

Casterly, Casterly, Casterly Rock
City bells chime for
The Lannister whore
Dancin’ and prancin’
In King’s Landing square
In the frosty air

What a bright time
It’s the right time
To blow the Starks away
Lannister time
Is a swell time
To go riding on
One horse away

Giddy-up, Honour horse
Pick up your feet
My sister’s at the docks
Mix and mingle
In an incestuous beat
That’s our Casterly - that’s our Casterly - that’s our Casterly Rock!

By Dracarya

Faceless spies from Braavos
Secret order like the Masons
Giant dudes called Cleganes
Are the vicious dogs you’re facing
And if you want these kind of dreams
It’s Casterly Rockation

It’s the edge of the world
And all of western civilization
The sun may rise in the East
At least it settles in the final location
It’s understood that Westeros
Sells Casterly Rockation

Pay your maester very well
To break the spell of aging
The Bolton skin is this your sin
Or is that war we’re waging
First born is the Lion
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Dream of Casterly Rockation
Dream of Casterly Rockation

Marry me girl act like a whore to the world
Be my very own constellation
A teenage bride with her nephew inside
Get high on Spider information
And buy me a star on the Kingsroad ride
It’s Casterly Rockation
Essos may be the final frontier
But you’ll made end in a Lannister basement
Tywin can you hear the spheres
Singing songs off station to station
And Lannisport’s not far away
It’s Casterly Rockation
Born and raised by those who praise
Control of population everybody’s been there and
I don’t mean on vacation
First born is the Lion
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Dream of Casterly Rockation

Incest leads to a very rough road
But it also breeds creation
And the Doom is to a girl’s cute lute
It’s just another good vibration
Cus Fire and Blood couldn’t save the world
From Casterly Rockation
Pay your maester very well
To break the spell of aging
Sicker than the rest
There is no test
But this is what you’re craving
First born is the Lion
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Dream of Casterly Rockation 

by Grumkin Ahai

Song-off: Cersei 3

Cersei, golden lion of the Rock,
perfect from heel to your last lock,
but outward beauty is not everything,
for your inner ugliness makes you disgusting.

On the long road to madness,
much too late to turn around,
provide Qyburn with toys for experimenting,
I love to hate you and see you lose the crown.

by Lady of Oldcastle

I will take what is mine, with fire and bittorrents!

On my way to Winterfell
I spotted a raven
I didn’t open the message
Which makes me very craven.

On my way to Casterly Rock
I spotted a lion
I hid behind a bush for a bit
And was saved by Tyrion.

On my way to the Wall
I spotted a brother
He said he had taken vows
And that I should look for another.

On my way to Kings Landing
I spotted two stags
They were fighting over a crown
But one had changed his flag.

On my way to Riverrun
I spotted a trout
I saw a Kingslayer too
He said “Let me out!”

On my way to Harrenhall
I spotted a young lad
No she said, I’m not a boy
But revealing this would be bad.

On my way to Braavos
I spotted a dancer
A sword he had and accent too
He looked like a chancer.

On my way to the Twins
I spotted a Frey
I knew then to turn and run
Didn’t want to get into an affray.

On my way to Highgarden
I spotted a flower
He looked to love his king a lot
Which gave him a lot of power.

On my way to Westeros
I saw all this and more
Season 2 is on it’s way
I’ll watch it, regardless of the law!

By Fire&Blood