It’s not easy having yourself a good time
I must choose right now what matters
Jaime alive or dead, what’s better?
Fuck and kill you both at the same time
(Sounds like something really rotten)
Poor Pod Payne I’ve not forgotten

I’m not a rebel tonight
But you’ve been such a bad guy
I’m just a loner baby
And now you’re gotten in my way

I can’t decide
Whether you should live or die
Rather sure you won’t be in heaven
So I’d definitley cry
No wonder why
My heart feels dead inside
It’s cold and hard and petrified
Follow me on this lonely night
We’re going for a trial!

She’s a dead bitch who is going to kill you
If I stop now my death is bitter
I won’t stop I’m not a quitter
Pleasing everyone isn’t like you
Her poor son you already crippled
Doesn’t feel like you’ve just tickled

I’ve got to hand in poor you
It’s not me who made the rules
She’s killed more than a fool, see
You’ve made her really angry

I can’t decide
Whether you should live or die
Rather sure you won’t be in heaven
So I’d definitley cry
No wonder why
My heart feels dead inside
It’s cold and hard and petrified
Follow me on this lonely night
We’re going for a trial!

Oh she could throw you in the lake
Or feed you poisoned name day cake
I wont deny I’m gonna miss you when you’re gone
Oh she could bury you alive
Or she might do it with a knife
And now I’m taking you there
That’s why

I can’t decide
Whether you should live or die
Rather sure you won’t be in heaven
So I’d definitley cry
No wonder why
My heart feels dead inside
It’s cold and hard and petrified
Follow me on this lonely night
We’re going for a trial!

by Franz95

You made a fool of me, but them broken dreams have got to end.

Hey woman, you got the blues, cos you ain’t got no one else to use.
There’s an open road that leads nowhere, I’ll just make some miles
In the Riverlands.
I have lost my hand and I’ve lost my kin,
And you still believe that this is a win?
Ha ha woman it’s a crying shame,
But you ain’t got nobody else to blame.

E-evil woman, e-evil woman, e-evil woman, evil woman

When we rolled in from another town,
Dad shittin’ gold and you settlin’ down,
I killed the Mad King and his crazy ways,
And you married a fool lalways in a daze,
Ha ha woman what you gonna do,
You destroyed all the virtues that the Gods gave you,
And I’m tellin’ all this to Ser Ilyn Payne,
While back there in King’s Landing they cut your mane!

E-evil woman, e-evil woman, e-evil woman, evil woman

Evil woman how you done me wrong,
But now you’re tryin to wail a different song,
Ha ha funny how you broke me up, you made the wine now you
Drink the cup,
I came runnin every time you cried,
Thought I saw love smilin in your eyes,
Ha ha very nice to know, that you ain’t got no place left to go…

by Franz95

King Bobby B was the man
He honored Queen Cersei with his hand
Speak again he told his wife
And i’ll back hand you again, that makes twice

Cersei was angry about the smack
So she plotted to get him back
She thought a boar and wine would work
Because her husband was such a jerk

Bobby B drank stumbled and was gored
He was no longer able to enjoy whores
The Hand held him tight as he watch is friend die
Not knowing his progeny was all a lie 

by the Bastard of Summer

Every time the sun comes down
close my eyes and pray.
You can hear the lonesome sound
of the wolf as she howls.

Listen to the rain:
Tickler and Ser Lorch,
Chiswyck, Polliver.

Feel the touch of blood that flows,
it won’t flow forever.
On one day the rage will stop,
all things come, all things go.

Joffrey, Cersei, Weese,
Ilyn, Dunsen, Raff,
Meryn, Gregor, Hound.

Late at night I drift away,
you can hear me praying.
And their names are in the rain,
leaves on trees whispering.
Deep red leaves, mysteries.

Even when this moment ends,
can’t let go this feeling.
All the names will come again
in the sound falling down
of the sky as it cries.
Hear their names in the rain …

by Buckwheat

Cersei always wants MORE

Gods gave me beauty,
You cannot ignore.
Devotion from Jaime…
Just give me more!

Gods gave me power,
But I want more!
Joff, Myrcella and Tommen
to love and adore.

Gods cursed me with Robert,
He is such a bore.
Fat, stupid, never sober.
Cannot stand him no more.

Made me feel second best!
So, hear meI roar!
No glory in his death
Struck down by a boar! 

by Only Me

Fire is catchingAnd it burns so brightAcross the sky, she soars and fliesBurning up the nightFire is catchingAnd it screams so loudEchoing through the night, what a frightLike the lion, so proudFire is catchingAnd it doesn’t take muchA little kindling, beauty is dwindlingA savage has a kinder touch 
by Dracarya

Fire is catching
And it burns so bright
Across the sky, she soars and flies
Burning up the night

Fire is catching
And it screams so loud
Echoing through the night, what a fright
Like the lion, so proud

Fire is catching
And it doesn’t take much
A little kindling, beauty is dwindling
A savage has a kinder touch 

by Dracarya

I’m gonna ride this horse out of your life again
I wish that I could stay, but you argued
More than this I wish, you could’ve seen my face
On my horse staring up, the kingsroad

I’ll do anything for you
Kill anyone for you

So leave yourself intact
'Cause I will be coming back
In a phrase to cut these lips
I love you

The morning will come
In the press of every kiss
With your head upon my chest
Where I will annoy you
With every waking breath
Until you decide to wake up

I’ve earned through hope and faith
On the curves around your face
That I’m the one you’ll hold forever
If morning never comes for either one of us
Then this I pray to you wherever

I’ll do anything for you
This story is for you
(‘Cause I’d do anything you want me to for you)
I’ll do anything for you
Kill anyone for you

So leave yourself intact
'Cause I won't be coming back
In a phrase to cut these lips
I loved you

The morning will come
In the press of every kiss
With your head upon my chest
Where I will annoy you
With every waking breath
Until you decide to wake up

The morning will come
In the press of every kiss
With your head upon my chest
Where I will annoy you
With every waking breath
'Til you decide to wake up

by Dracarya

The Queen is a bit of a tramp
She likes to go down like a champ
In bed does not linger
In using her fingers
Exploring the damp Myrish Swamp

By Myrish Swamp Thing (poster formerly known as Juanvito, you know, the one with the excellent bawdy limericks)

Tyrion Lannister, known as the Halfman, lost half of his face on the Blackwater Rush
Sweet Sister Cersei, away from the fighting, quite safely got drunk on her cute little tush.

By Light a Wight Tonight

Is this what I wish for those and all they know?
To depend on how cowardly I could act
(From hell or is it coming within?)
If she won’t give me the love I came here for
With sword I am armed here to react

"Hey now, hey now what is it boy?"
All the things that trouble you
So visit your mirror image
Of what might have once behaved
"Hey now, hey now what is it boy?"
But I won’t rest ‘till death, ‘till death do you part

This is how I feel oh gods from what’s been dealt
The flies that flutter flight tonight
(From hell or is it coming within?)
Is it love that I’m feeling or is this hate the same?
The emotion’s enough to kill the sane

"Hey now, hey now what is it boy?"
All the things that trouble you
So visit your mirror image
Of what might have once behaved
"Hey now, hey what is it boy?"
Sister, I only hope you know that I love you
Oh I do

Feed little lion off the westside of your sin
Run little lion ‘til they learn of what you did (x2)

Feliz seria que hora(X4)

From start to finish I made you feel this
Uncomfort in turn with the world you’ve learned
To love through this hate to live with it’s weight
A burden discerned in the blood you taste

Why would you deny me answers?
If I’m just a boy on the break of being
Hardened in hell through its fires
Be brutally honest, was it better after me?

The curve of your body
How I want her with me
The truth of the story
My sweet sister, I wish you well, I wish you all

The better end of all to come
The truth be now here one by one
I ask you to extend to none
The memory to fuel the fire

"Watching his tale with the words he unfolds
A conscience and cold we’d never know
They scream as he laughs off the dust from his eyes
This girl will now learn of the dreams in his mind”

Could this be that hard for me?
To configure a new love in pain
To my new entity or banish it home to the grave
No one is safe

With a quickness strike out, for the less of us doubt
Mercy to the man who put the sword in my hand
Word write me well, signed, “Forgiveness for sale”
I’m through being full of all the might you want killed
The fiction will see the real
The answer will question still
And your body to blood, as our parents once went
You follow their lead one by one, every step

Could this be that hard for me?
To configure a new love in pain
To my new entity or banish it home to the grave
I will not save your world, your world, your world, your

By Dracarya

Ser Kevan

Ser Kevan had been just a younger brother all his life
But for the first time he was holding power in his hands
And he wanted one last time to meet his dearest wife
But he was forced to worry about the North and the Stormlands

The Grand Maester wanted guards, that he could not give
The people waited for the duels of frightening Robert Strong
The Queen was asking if his wife the Westerlands would leave
Autumn, everybody knew, wouldn’t last for long

Mace Tyrell, Hand of the King, was lusting for more power
The last Baratheon in the North would not give up the fight
A Dornish would soon break the balance of lion and flower
And yet none of that mattered, not on that last night

The Spider killed him the night, he didn’t greet the sun
Amaze and fear and not even the time to feel the anger
A quarrel, then the children started coming one by one
And as they came he noticed, in their hands the daggers

By Franz95       

Another opinion on Talisa …
Lady T ain’t nothing speshI bet she don’t smell too freshShe’s too gobby for a kingO what turmoil she will bring!A highborn girl out workingPersonal safety she’s been shirkingI know what Cersei would suggestBetter hide a knife up your dressFor when a man’s blood is upWell, we know what she said in her cupsLady T is unrealistic and shitIf they fuck season 3 I’ll throw a fit!
By Dracarya

Another opinion on Talisa …

Lady T ain’t nothing spesh
I bet she don’t smell too fresh
She’s too gobby for a king
O what turmoil she will bring!

A highborn girl out working
Personal safety she’s been shirking
I know what Cersei would suggest
Better hide a knife up your dress

For when a man’s blood is up
Well, we know what she said in her cups
Lady T is unrealistic and shit
If they fuck season 3 I’ll throw a fit!

By Dracarya

A shot in the dark
A past lost in space
And where do I start?
The past and the chase
You hunted her down
Liked a wolf, a predator
I felt like a deer in love lights

You loved her and I froze in time
Hungry for that flesh of yours
But I can’t compete with the she-wolf, who has brought me to my knees
What do you see in those yellow eyes?
'Cause I'm falling to pieces

I’m falling to pieces
I’m falling to pieces
I’m falling to pieces
Falling to pieces

Did she lie in wait?
Was I bait to pull you in?
The thrill of the kill
You feel is a sin
You lay with the wolves
Alone, it seems,
I thought I was part of you

You loved her and I froze in time
Hungry for that flesh of yours
But I can’t compete with the she-wolf, who has brought me to my knees
What do you see in those yellow eyes?
'Cause I'm falling to pieces

I’m falling to pieces
I’m falling to pieces
I’m falling to pieces
Falling to pieces


by Little Wing

"MAMA I’M A BIG GIRL NOW"

QUEEN REGENT CERSEI AS EDNA AND ALL THE MAMMAS
MARGAERY TYRELL BARATHEON AS THE GIRLS

QUEEN REGENT CERSEI
I’m the Queen of Mean!
Don’t make a scene!
Don’t even think about taking
Tommen to Loras Tyrell.

MARGAERY TYRELL BARATHEON
Please!

QUEEN REGENT CERSEI
No!

MARGAERY TYRELL BARATHEON
Queen?

QUEEN REGENT CERSEI
Mind your tongue! Don’t shout!

MARGAERY TYRELL BARATHEON
Stop ordering me about!

QUEEN REGENT CERSEI
You are young!

MARGAERY TYRELL BARATHEON
But I’m not dumb!

QUEEN REGENT CERSEI
NO?

MARGAERY TYRELL BARATHEON
You do not want what is best!

QUEEN REGENT CERSEI
Rest!

MARGAERY TYRELL BARATHEON
Your Grace, please!

QUEEN REGENT CERSEI
Don’t my good grace test!

MARGAERY TYRELL BARATHEON
Halt! No! Don’t! Please!
Halt! No! Don’t Tease!
Halt! No! Don’t! Please!

My Grace I am a woman now!

Once upon a time I used to play with boys.
Now I like to think of them as my toys.
So if I kiss and tell
Don’t cry “Wow”!

‘Cause Cersei I’m a woman now!
Cersei, you put me on a dark route.
Besides who listens to you?
You are filling me with fear and doubt!
You also whine non-stop!
And you’re incestuous, too!

Wo – oh – oh – oh – oh

Once I used to cry
Cause I’m alone
Now I want to fly
I want to roam!

So say, valor marghalis.
“The Dead may Never Die!”
And Winter is Coming right now! Pow!

Cause Cersei I’m a woman now.

Halt! No! Don’t! Please!
Halt! No! Don’t Tease!
Halt! No! Don’t! Please!
My Grace I am a woman now!

(hey Cersei, hey Cersei)

Once upon a time I was a helpless thing.
Could barely laugh and talk with you listening.
But let me at Tommen, I want my boy!
Cause Cersei he’s my toy now.

Wo – oh – oh – oh – oh

Once upon a time I used to dress up like a doll.
But now that I’m a woman, I like a bigger haul!
And I don’t need a Queen Regent to show me how!
Cause Cersei I’m a woman now!

You are teaching me all wrong.
I tend to sing a different song.
Now I want Tommen to try
Cersei, I’ve waited to long!
So let me at him!  Hear me sigh!
Then watch us fly!

Hey Cersei, say Cersei.

Someday you’ll meet a man.
Maybe you still can.
You’ll have more kids with him.
And you can torture them!
Tommen is my star.
We took a vow.
And Cersei I’m a woman now.

Oh – Oh – Oh

Cersei I’m a woman now.
Oh, such a woman!
I’m a woman now.

Halt! No! Don’t! Please!
Halt! No! Don’t Tease!
Halt! No! Don’t! Please!

Cersei I’m a woman now.


by evita mgfs

Sweet Soul Sister

All the times you were
Trying to make a scene
Living our forbidden dreams
Twin-lioned banner
Flutters in the sky
Time hustles those
Who wait for the Valonquar

Come on little honey
Come on now, please
Come on little honey and dance with me

Sweet soul sister
Keep on pushing till the dawn, well
Sweet soul sister
Forever dancing on and on

Ooh, she’s an evil girl
Twisted, hates the world
Midnight crush Qyburn scene
Firm fixed expression
Sensual, tender, smooth
Sexual panther, beautifully cruel

Come on little honey
Come on now, please
Come on little honey and dance with me

Sweet soul sister
Keep on pushing till the dawn, well, well, well, well
Sweet soul sister
Forever dancing on and on, yeah

Hustle and strut through King’s Landing now
Hustle and strut
Hustle and strut through King’s Landing aye!
Hustle and strut
Say na na na
Say na na na, yeah

City of sin
Come and let me in
City of sin
Come and let me in, ow

Sweet soul sister
Keep on pushing till the dawn
Sweet soul sister
Forever dancing on and on

Sweet soul sister
Keep on pushing till the dawn
Sweet soul sister
Forever dancing on and on, yeah


by Little Wing