The bosses son should be a fighter, but he swings his sword with a fidget Pisses off his sweet sister and he’s not even a midget Can’t even speak foreign tongue, all the Frog does is ribbit Daddy can’t do shit, apparently the same with nuncle red viper Now the Dornish are upset, either that or the spices are getting them hyper So Quentyn the rat follows his father’s orders like the tale the Pied Piper But what does a Prince know of the land of Essos? He needs a Maester who speaks fresh like his mouth’s filled with Mentos Who proceeds to die before reaching Pentos Tries to be a player, at least A Game Of Thrones pawn By stealing Dany like his name’s Euron Then the fantastic four tried to take the dragon, it didn’t work, flame on
Some young dragon conquered us It’s been a century and a half He left some Tyrell man to rule Come on, don’t make me laugh
We kicked his ass just as we’d done With his ancestor years before The Rhoynars will not bow to you So fight with us no more.
Unbowed, unbent, unbroken, We joined the dragon kings Dornish law has ruled in Dorne Through summers, winters, springs
Of seven kingdoms we’re the last Children of the spear-and-sun This we sing is our song Listen, here comes the first one.
I’m the weak and gouty prince The true Dornish are my kin But even an hot-tempered snake Needs grass to shelter in
When the Kingswood Brotherhood Was troublig our nights I, the one who wielded Dawn, Slew the Smiling Knight
Married to the handsome prince I gave a daughter and a son But the dragon has three heads He chose the wolf over the sun
I went far and far away Took a ship on our coast Yes, I found the fair-haired queen But I became a dragon toast
I’m the Viper in the grass My sister was dead in the Sack Her killer slew me in a duel But I did turn his blood black
With dark hair and violet eyes Every man’s in love with me I couldn’t bear to live this life I threw myself into the sea
I couldn’t bear my uncle’s death I wanted Dorne to go to war But my love in the white cloak Can’t help us anymore
Our father made us strong and fierce He taught a hundred ways to slay Now to the capital we’ll go The game of thrones we’ll play
Here’s the most dangerous man of all (oh no guys who the hell invited him) Men call me Darkstar, I’m of the night (seriously Gerold, go away) Fear me, for I’ll kill you all (come on, you can’t even kill an eight-year-old girl) Fear me, fear the greatest knight (actually you’re just a douchebag)
You want to know the secret I hide (why the hell does he get eight lines?) But you won’t find me again (we were hoping not to, actually) Send your useless man in white (would you please shut up now?) He’ll be killed by Gerold Dayne (great. Now get out)
You will never defeat Dorne Nor will earthquake or a flood For no one can stop us now We’ll bring back fire and blood.