The Greyjoys

The Greyjoys, what a family
brutes, pirates and savages
they always pay the iron price
even when they don’t have to
don’t ask me why
Only Asha has some sense
she knows the pillage needs to end
the land they need to sow
if they want to be prosper
from their ways they must move on

By Dena

The Ironborn!

The Ironborn!
What is dead may never die
They will never mourn,
their eyes forever dry.
These hard men
pay the iron price
they take it there and then
not caring who it is
for they will rise again

by Tom Bombadil

Damphair likes the Maiden Fair?

We do not sow
I take that too literal
No needles for me
Just give me that fiddle.
I’ll play you a song
Mayhaps you’ll like it
The Bear and the Maiden Fair?
That Damphair, might like it

by Tom Bombadil

The Greyjoy brothers

The Greyjoy brothers

The Iron Fleet

(obviously to the tune of “In the NAVY”)

Where can you find pleasure
Reave the world for treasure
Learn drowning properly
Where can you begin to make your dreams all come true
On the land or on the sea?
Where can you learn to fight
and always pay the iron price
Study navigation
Sign up for the drowned men
Or lay in the soft sand
When you join the Iron Fleet!

In the Iron Fleet
Yes, you can sail the seven seas
In the Iron Fleet
Yeou can have saltwives as you please
In the Iron Fleet
Come on now, Ironborn, make a stand
In our Fleet, in our Fleet
Can’t you see we need a hand
In the Iron Fleet
Come on, protect the mother land
In the Iron Fleet
Come on and join your fellow man
In the Iron Fleet
Come on people, and make a stand
In the Iron Fleet, in the Iron Fleet…


They want you, they want you
They want you as a new recruit

If you like adventure
Don’t you wait to enter
The priest has to drown you first
Don’t you hesitate
There is no need to wait
They’re signing up new ironmen fast
Maybe you are too young
To join up today
Bout don’t you worry ‘bout a thing
For I’m sure there will be
Always a good fleet
Reaving the land and sea

[Chorus]

Who me?

They want you, they want you
They want you as a new recruit

But, but, but, I’m afraid of water.
Hey, hey look
Man, I get seasick even thinking about the sea!

They want you, they want you in the Iron Fleet

Oh my goodness.
What am I gonna do on the Sea Bitch?

They want you, they want you in the Iron Fleet

[Chorus]

by Lady of Oldcastle