Grumpkin Ahai wins the tourney all over again!
Grumpkin Ahai, the mystery knight
enters the tourney, noone in sight
that were as bold and brave as him,
he an the horse make a winning team!
He wins against all other knights,
for him many an eye of maids lights.
When he wins the last joust, he lovingly names
the Queen of Love and Beauty, and nobody him blames!
Grumpkin Ahai wins against Ser Gregor!
Grumpkin Ahai, A Prince That Never Promises,
The night before the tourney
Got loose his rivals horses…
…The Mountain rode against him
On a yellow donkey
Their eyes were on one level then
And Grumpkin his first victory counted…
By A Free Shadow
Tourney is slowly ending …
This tourney has been a blast
Keep rhyming guys, whoever is awake
Good to have you back Grumpkin
I leave you with a nice steak
Who do you bet on?
A dragon on Ser Loras with the green-and-gold shield,
to whom many a maid would willingly yield!
A stag on Ser Jaime with blazing green eyes,
in which there are many Lannister lies!
A copper on no-ser, angry burned Hound,
who to his Little Bird is by honour bound!
And my silken scarf to Ser Grumpkin Ahai,
so it will flatter high in the sky,
when he has it bound on his sharp and long lance,
and after the tourney, with me he will dance!