Some impressions on the show …

Episode 3 has aired
I didn’t think I’d care
But I eat my words
Rightly you just heard!

Ser Goldenhand the Just

A character that’s a must

D&D, you’ve done well
Never thought you could write so swell!

My only confusion is Reek
What’s his game, is he a sneak?
Interesting turn of events
I hope the changes we won’t lament.

Little Cat made me sad
The Blackfish is a lad!
Robb ripping Edmure a new one
Made me laugh, go on my son!

The Hound and Arya, good set-up
Goodbye Hot Pie, made me well up!
Poor little Pod, such a sweet lad
Tyrion’s antics made me laugh a tad.

Give me the Unsullied and I’ll give you a dragon
Dracarys will come from Drogon
Valar Morghulis, said Missandei
Yes, said Daenerys, all men must die.

By Dracarya

buchweizen:

shardsofbards:
On the first day of ASOIAFGRRM sent to me:A Raven in a Heart Tree On the second day of ASOIAFGRRM sent to me:Two Hot Piesand a Raven in a Heart Tree On the third day of ASOIAFGRRM sent to me:Three Lemon CakesTwo Hot Piesand a Raven in a Heart Tree On the fourth day of ASOIAFGRRM sent to me:Four Black CrowsThree Lemon CakesTwo Hot Piesand a Raven in a Heart Tree On the fifth day of ASOIAFGRRM sent to me:Five Golden DragonsFour Black CrowsThree Lemon CakesTwo Hot Piesand a Raven in a Heart Tree On the sixth day of ASOIAFGRRM sent to me:Six Direwolves a HowlingFive Golden DragonsFour Black CrowsThree Lemon CakesTwo Hot Piesand a Raven in a Heart Tree On the seventh day of ASOIAFGRRM sent to me:Seven Kingdoms WarringSix Direwolves a HowlingFive Golden DragonsFour Black CrowsThree Lemon CakesTwo Hot Piesand a Raven in a Heart Tree On the eighth day of ASOIAFGRRM sent to me:Eight Naked MaidensSeven Kingdoms WarringSix Direwolves a HowlingFive Golden DragonsFour Black CrowsThree Lemon CakesTwo Hot Piesand a Raven in a Heart Tree On the ninth day of ASOIAFGRRM sent to me:Nine Dancing MastersEight Naked MaidensSeven Kingdoms WarringSix Direwolves a HowlingFive Golden DragonsFour Black CrowsThree Lemon CakesTwo Hot Piesand a Raven in a Heart Tree On the tenth day of ASOIAFGRRM sent to me:Ten Lords a PlottingNine Dancing MastersEight Naked MaidensSeven Kingdoms WarringSix Direwolves a HowlingFive Golden DragonsFour Black CrowsThree Lemon CakesTwo Hot Piesand a Raven in a Heart Tree On the eleventh day of ASOIAFGRRM sent to me:Eleven Wildlings RaidingTen Lords a PlottingNine Dancing MastersEight Naked MaidensSeven Kingdoms WarringSix Direwolves a HowlingFive Golden DragonsFour Black CrowsThree Lemon CakesTwo Hot Piesand a Raven in a Heart Tree On the twelfth day of ASOIAFGRRM sent to me:Twelve Bards a RhymingEleven Wildlings RaidingTen Lords a PlottingNine Dancing MastersEight Naked MaidensSeven Kingdoms WarringSix Direwolves a HowlingFive Golden DragonsFour Black CrowsThree Lemon CakesTwo Hot Piesand a Raven in a Heart Tree
By Howling Mad

buchweizen:

shardsofbards:

On the first day of ASOIAF
GRRM sent to me:
A Raven in a Heart Tree

On the second day of ASOIAF
GRRM sent to me:
Two Hot Pies
and a Raven in a Heart Tree

On the third day of ASOIAF
GRRM sent to me:
Three Lemon Cakes
Two Hot Pies
and a Raven in a Heart Tree

On the fourth day of ASOIAF
GRRM sent to me:
Four Black Crows
Three Lemon Cakes
Two Hot Pies
and a Raven in a Heart Tree

On the fifth day of ASOIAF
GRRM sent to me:
Five Golden Dragons
Four Black Crows
Three Lemon Cakes
Two Hot Pies
and a Raven in a Heart Tree

On the sixth day of ASOIAF
GRRM sent to me:
Six Direwolves a Howling
Five Golden Dragons
Four Black Crows
Three Lemon Cakes
Two Hot Pies
and a Raven in a Heart Tree

On the seventh day of ASOIAF
GRRM sent to me:
Seven Kingdoms Warring
Six Direwolves a Howling
Five Golden Dragons
Four Black Crows
Three Lemon Cakes
Two Hot Pies
and a Raven in a Heart Tree

On the eighth day of ASOIAF
GRRM sent to me:
Eight Naked Maidens
Seven Kingdoms Warring
Six Direwolves a Howling
Five Golden Dragons
Four Black Crows
Three Lemon Cakes
Two Hot Pies
and a Raven in a Heart Tree

On the ninth day of ASOIAF
GRRM sent to me:
Nine Dancing Masters
Eight Naked Maidens
Seven Kingdoms Warring
Six Direwolves a Howling
Five Golden Dragons
Four Black Crows
Three Lemon Cakes
Two Hot Pies
and a Raven in a Heart Tree

On the tenth day of ASOIAF
GRRM sent to me:
Ten Lords a Plotting
Nine Dancing Masters
Eight Naked Maidens
Seven Kingdoms Warring
Six Direwolves a Howling
Five Golden Dragons
Four Black Crows
Three Lemon Cakes
Two Hot Pies
and a Raven in a Heart Tree

On the eleventh day of ASOIAF
GRRM sent to me:
Eleven Wildlings Raiding
Ten Lords a Plotting
Nine Dancing Masters
Eight Naked Maidens
Seven Kingdoms Warring
Six Direwolves a Howling
Five Golden Dragons
Four Black Crows
Three Lemon Cakes
Two Hot Pies
and a Raven in a Heart Tree

On the twelfth day of ASOIAF
GRRM sent to me:
Twelve Bards a Rhyming
Eleven Wildlings Raiding
Ten Lords a Plotting
Nine Dancing Masters
Eight Naked Maidens
Seven Kingdoms Warring
Six Direwolves a Howling
Five Golden Dragons
Four Black Crows
Three Lemon Cakes
Two Hot Pies
and a Raven in a Heart Tree

By Howling Mad

Hot Pie
Slayer of Lies
Told about tarts
Unburt
Toast is his trade
As are the kitchen blades

by A Free Shadow

Images from episode 4, “Garden of Bones”

Arya, Gendry and Hot Pie go towards Harrenhall with Lannister soldiers, including the Mountain and some of his men, like Ser Armory Loch.

You are my Hotty Pie, sugarplum,
Pumpy-umpy-umpkin, you’re my cherry tart,
You’re my cuppycake, honey,
Smoogums-boogums, the true king of my heart,
And I love you so and I want you to know
That I’ll always be right here
And I love to sing sweet songs to you
Because you’re, oh, so dear

by A Free Shadow

Just one more :P

I don’t know but I’ve been told
That Hot Pie’s pies are mighty
Hot!

by Howling4Reed

Not so much Hot Pie lovin’

En Garde, Sweetling Hot Pie generally sucks
He is a little kid that curses more then me, fuck
Was going to rob Arya, but Gendry would have kicked his butt
So he told us that disturbing story about kicking a dude in the nuts

Lommy wanted to yield, Hot Pie was debeating
He thought Arry was just blindly Lannister hating
And gave up on Arya and Gendry for baking
The only humble birth person is a piece of shit, thats all I’m saying

by Ndrew of Typhgarian

Hot Pie!



Hot Pie is a badass,
And a baker of bread,
He might give you one pass,
But cross him twice and you’re dead.

His life’s been a trial,
The torment never ceases,
But If you’re cruel and vile,
He’ll kick you all to pieces.

He takes life in stride,
Won’t lament and ask ‘why?’,
He stands by Arya’s side,
And in battles cries, ‘Hot Pie!!’

by OnionAhaiReborn

Arya’s Pack (please don’t kill me, I swear I won’t do any more of these)

Arya and her pack!

Arya and her pack!

A lonely girl on the Kingsroad, A wolf without a pack, Found friends along the way, Now they have her back. Gendry is the strong one, A King’s son unrecognized, Makes steel sing with his hammer, Not pissing him off might be wise. Hot Pie is the other one, Lives for baking stuff, But when it comes to fighting, He is the one who takes off. Jaqen caged amongst the scum, a faceless man always in disguise, Grateful he was saved by a girl, Promises her only three lives.
by Lady of Oldcastle

A lonely girl on the Kingsroad,
A wolf without a pack,
Found friends along the way,
Now they have her back.

Gendry is the strong one,
A King’s son unrecognized,
Makes steel sing with his hammer,
Not pissing him off might be wise.

Hot Pie is the other one,
Lives for baking stuff,
But when it comes to fighting,
He is the one who takes off.

Jaqen caged amongst the scum,
a faceless man always in disguise,
Grateful he was saved by a girl,
Promises her only three lives.

by Lady of Oldcastle

No matter how late the hour, our bards always deliver!

Its late I see and
everyone has left the board but me
I’m not much for poetry
but let me see
what I can make of a night like thee

Arya, Hot Pie, Jaqen H’gar
what a trio you make
circumstance brought you together
to a castle by the lake

The God’s Eye preceded you here
Its wisdom and knowledge are not easy to hear
Oh how I wish you would not despair
For GRRM has foretold Howland Reed shall appear

by Howling4Reed

I love rolls, buns and cakes, On pies I can brekfast and dine, But when we were out of luck I closed my eyes and ate a bug, And it felt just fine.  I like to sing all cheery songs, I know them to last line, But when my friends unsheat their swords, I stand by them against high lords. And I yell “Hot Pie!”
by A Free Shadow

I love rolls, buns and cakes,
On pies I can brekfast and dine,
But when we were out of luck
I closed my eyes and ate a bug,
And it felt just fine.

I like to sing all cheery songs,
I know them to last line,
But when my friends unsheat their swords,
I stand by them against high lords.
And I yell “Hot Pie!”

by A Free Shadow

ALL HAIL HOT PIE, FIRST OF HIS NAME!
For I am the master of flour and salt,My bread and tarts never dry,When others cry murder and charge on the field,I’m the badass that yells HOT PIE!By Lady of Oldcastle

ALL HAIL HOT PIE, FIRST OF HIS NAME!

For I am the master of flour and salt,
My bread and tarts never dry,
When others cry murder and charge on the field,
I’m the badass that yells HOT PIE!

By Lady of Oldcastle

hotpieconfessions:

Confession: I think Hot Pie is really Syrio in disguise. Think about it you meet Hot Pie after syrio “dies” and you never see them together because they are the same person
That’s it! The secret has been unveiled! All hail Hot Pie!

hotpieconfessions:

Confession: I think Hot Pie is really Syrio in disguise. Think about it you meet Hot Pie after syrio “dies” and you never see them together because they are the same person

That’s it! The secret has been unveiled! All hail Hot Pie!