It’s not easy having yourself a good time
I must choose right now what matters
Jaime alive or dead, what’s better?
Fuck and kill you both at the same time
(Sounds like something really rotten)
Poor Pod Payne I’ve not forgotten

I’m not a rebel tonight
But you’ve been such a bad guy
I’m just a loner baby
And now you’re gotten in my way

I can’t decide
Whether you should live or die
Rather sure you won’t be in heaven
So I’d definitley cry
No wonder why
My heart feels dead inside
It’s cold and hard and petrified
Follow me on this lonely night
We’re going for a trial!

She’s a dead bitch who is going to kill you
If I stop now my death is bitter
I won’t stop I’m not a quitter
Pleasing everyone isn’t like you
Her poor son you already crippled
Doesn’t feel like you’ve just tickled

I’ve got to hand in poor you
It’s not me who made the rules
She’s killed more than a fool, see
You’ve made her really angry

I can’t decide
Whether you should live or die
Rather sure you won’t be in heaven
So I’d definitley cry
No wonder why
My heart feels dead inside
It’s cold and hard and petrified
Follow me on this lonely night
We’re going for a trial!

Oh she could throw you in the lake
Or feed you poisoned name day cake
I wont deny I’m gonna miss you when you’re gone
Oh she could bury you alive
Or she might do it with a knife
And now I’m taking you there
That’s why

I can’t decide
Whether you should live or die
Rather sure you won’t be in heaven
So I’d definitley cry
No wonder why
My heart feels dead inside
It’s cold and hard and petrified
Follow me on this lonely night
We’re going for a trial!

by Franz95

You made a fool of me, but them broken dreams have got to end.

Hey woman, you got the blues, cos you ain’t got no one else to use.
There’s an open road that leads nowhere, I’ll just make some miles
In the Riverlands.
I have lost my hand and I’ve lost my kin,
And you still believe that this is a win?
Ha ha woman it’s a crying shame,
But you ain’t got nobody else to blame.

E-evil woman, e-evil woman, e-evil woman, evil woman

When we rolled in from another town,
Dad shittin’ gold and you settlin’ down,
I killed the Mad King and his crazy ways,
And you married a fool lalways in a daze,
Ha ha woman what you gonna do,
You destroyed all the virtues that the Gods gave you,
And I’m tellin’ all this to Ser Ilyn Payne,
While back there in King’s Landing they cut your mane!

E-evil woman, e-evil woman, e-evil woman, evil woman

Evil woman how you done me wrong,
But now you’re tryin to wail a different song,
Ha ha funny how you broke me up, you made the wine now you
Drink the cup,
I came runnin every time you cried,
Thought I saw love smilin in your eyes,
Ha ha very nice to know, that you ain’t got no place left to go…

by Franz95

Woe for Jaime

One Whore,
Two Whore,
Bent Whore,
I can’t take much more,
even with a Meereneese Joke,
it’s too much to ignore.
Surely if there must be so much breast,
throw the women a good bone,
or give it a rest.
Surely in this I am not alone?

Jaime dear Jaime,
in the books you could stir me,
I cared not that you could use lotion no more.
Then when finally,
when soon I can captivate at your gore,
I find no joy,
no satisfaction,
for soft words you earlier employ,
that love is not by one’s own fashion.
So woe I say,
woe to you now such day,
to a hand that can no longer grasp love’s lock,
and to fond Renly,
who shall never sit the Iron Cock.

by StarkDragon

Some impressions on the show …

Episode 3 has aired
I didn’t think I’d care
But I eat my words
Rightly you just heard!

Ser Goldenhand the Just

A character that’s a must

D&D, you’ve done well
Never thought you could write so swell!

My only confusion is Reek
What’s his game, is he a sneak?
Interesting turn of events
I hope the changes we won’t lament.

Little Cat made me sad
The Blackfish is a lad!
Robb ripping Edmure a new one
Made me laugh, go on my son!

The Hound and Arya, good set-up
Goodbye Hot Pie, made me well up!
Poor little Pod, such a sweet lad
Tyrion’s antics made me laugh a tad.

Give me the Unsullied and I’ll give you a dragon
Dracarys will come from Drogon
Valar Morghulis, said Missandei
Yes, said Daenerys, all men must die.

By Dracarya

Late one night I had a dreamAll was not as it seemedMy life came apart at the seamsWhen I dreamed of Brienne of TarthA bear, a bear, and a maiden fairThe maiden lured into his lairBy a Goat with greasy hairThat poor Brienne of TarthI hurried back to HarrenhalJumped in the pit, gave it my allNo man alive could make me stallIn saving Brienne of TarthWith nothing but a tourney swordThe Goat laughing like an evil lordThe Kingslayer, now handless and baldA poor knight for Brienne of TarthTheir eyes glittered as they staredShouting curses as much as they daredThe Kingslayer, my soul is baredIn sacrifice for Brienne of Tarth.By Dracarya
Late one night I had a dream
All was not as it seemed
My life came apart at the seams
When I dreamed of Brienne of Tarth

A bear, a bear, and a maiden fair
The maiden lured into his lair
By a Goat with greasy hair
That poor Brienne of Tarth

I hurried back to Harrenhal
Jumped in the pit, gave it my all
No man alive could make me stall
In saving Brienne of Tarth

With nothing but a tourney sword
The Goat laughing like an evil lord
The Kingslayer, now handless and bald
A poor knight for Brienne of Tarth

Their eyes glittered as they stared
Shouting curses as much as they dared
The Kingslayer, my soul is bared
In sacrifice for Brienne of Tarth.

By Dracarya

Sweet sister 
Your spotlight’s on the subject so incorrect
And suggestion 
Suggests that I’m someone you should not respect

Oh you wear your façade so well
Covered up in a plastic shell
You’re a liar to everyone around you
Just don’t forget

Face the honest truth
You were never you

Now I’m defiant, the lion
Give them a fight that will open their eyes
Hangman hooded, softly swinging
Don’t close the coffin yet
I’m alive

And it’s homecoming
And it’s homecoming

Can you remember
When there was no wrong in what I could do?
So young 
Biting off way more than I could chew

And then one day I grew too old
And my hand is a golden mould
Please accept this 
As my resignation, it’s time to go

Face the honest truth
You were never you

Now I’m defiant, the lion
Give them a fight that will open their eyes
Hangman hooded, softly swinging,
Don’t close the coffin yet
I’m alive

I’m alive

I will now bleed for what I believe in
No more mistakes for them to make for me
So goodbye, it’s my time for me

To be me

Face the honest truth
You were never you

Now I’m defiant, the lion
Give them a fight that will open their eyes
Hangman hooded, softly swinging
Don’t close the coffin yet
I’m alive

I’m alive

by Dracarya

ASOIAF characters that one feels like

At times I feel like Brienne
My journeys never seem to end
People vying for my time
Keeping relationships alive

Other times I feel like Jaime
Fighting to prove myself, not shame me
Working hard at being the best
Studying hard for each test

Sometimes I feel like Arya also
Being a woman is hard, more so
To survive you have to be a man
Or come up with a cunning plan

by Dracarya

I’m gonna ride this horse out of your life again
I wish that I could stay, but you argued
More than this I wish, you could’ve seen my face
On my horse staring up, the kingsroad

I’ll do anything for you
Kill anyone for you

So leave yourself intact
'Cause I will be coming back
In a phrase to cut these lips
I love you

The morning will come
In the press of every kiss
With your head upon my chest
Where I will annoy you
With every waking breath
Until you decide to wake up

I’ve earned through hope and faith
On the curves around your face
That I’m the one you’ll hold forever
If morning never comes for either one of us
Then this I pray to you wherever

I’ll do anything for you
This story is for you
(‘Cause I’d do anything you want me to for you)
I’ll do anything for you
Kill anyone for you

So leave yourself intact
'Cause I won't be coming back
In a phrase to cut these lips
I loved you

The morning will come
In the press of every kiss
With your head upon my chest
Where I will annoy you
With every waking breath
Until you decide to wake up

The morning will come
In the press of every kiss
With your head upon my chest
Where I will annoy you
With every waking breath
'Til you decide to wake up

by Dracarya

I’m not a perfect person
There’s many things I wish I didn’t do
But I continue learning
I never meant to do those things to you
And so I have to say before I go
That I just want you to know

I’ve found a reason for me
To change who I used to be
A reason to start over new
and the reason is you

I’m sorry that I hurt you
It’s something I must live with everyday
And all the pain I put you through
I wish that I could take it all away
And be the one who catches all your tears
That’s why I need you to hear

I’ve found a reason for me
To change who I used to be
A reason to start over new
and the reason is You

and the reason is You [x3]

I’m not a perfect person
I never meant to do those things to you
And so I have to say before I go
That I just want you to know

I’ve found a reason for me
To change who I used to be
A reason to start over new
and the reason is you

I’ve found a reason to show
A side of me you didn’t know
A reason for all that I do
And the reason is you

(posted by Little Wing)    

THERE ARE WORSE THINGS I COULD DO
There are worse things I could do,
Than maim a nosy boy or two.
Even though all Westeros thinks I’m evil,
And no good,
I suppose it could be true,
But there are worse things I could do.

I could have let the city burn,
For vows’ sake compassion spurned.
To my dad’s tune I could dance,
Taking every crooked chance,
To gain wealth and power too.
That’s a thing I’d never do.

I could rape and loot and lie,
Really make Tully’s kid fly.
Let Brienne die in that pit,
Keep falling for Cersei’s shit,
Watch a guiltless brother die.

I could hurt someone like me,
Once there was no one like me
Now I’ve blead and tasted jail.
Yes, I can feel and I can fail,
A fact I’ll bet you never knew.
But to fail in front of you,
That’s the worse thing I could do.

By MrsManderly

What is this that I feel and what is this that I fear?
In these arms that whored out amongst the worms
That mate in these fields, oh
From pressure to pain I wish to stay awake
In the measure I test with your love for me
So shout against these walls
With hope that one will break free
So hear me…

What is this that you keep selling me, boy?
I’m not gonna hold your hand here when you walk
You’ll burn in hell while they’re digging you out
You’ll burn in hell while they’re digging you out
I’m not gonna hold your hand here when you walk
You’ll burn in hell while they’re digging you out
You’ll burn in hell while they’re digging you out

So picture this face and burn it to flake
To shelter it at home at the fireplace
And all but memory will fade
With the flick of the flame

So I have a secret that no one should know
That I shouldn’t tell
But of all the… but of all the girls
This one won’t feel…
This one just won’t leave me well

What is this shit you keep selling me, boy?
I’m not gonna hold your hand here when you walk
You’ll burn in hell while they’re digging you out
You’ll burn in hell while they’re digging you out
I’m not gonna hold your hand here when you walk
You’ll burn in hell while they’re digging you out
You’ll burn in hell

In the press of your back
Do you feel the shore swell?
Oh boy, I’m eating my way back home
[x2]

As father told son in the make of his final escape
Should all good boys die with gods at their side
At the grace of their hands?
No, the dwarf holds none with the mind
With crossbow to comply
Then I will disguise and grieve of those dead
When I’m given the time

Run, little lion
Go hide in the blades of that grass
Run, run, run

Should capture be our earnest fault?
Breathe up through lust and I’ll find your cure
In there I’ll kill, kill
In there I’ll kill, kill, kill

With your last breath of air
As the earth comes trembling down
Would you give her this last night
And give up your life?

With your last breath of air
As the earth comes trembling down
Would you give her this last night
The love of your life?

No one runs faster than you can
No one runs faster than you
No one runs faster than you eat
(To the end with you… to the end with you)
[x5]         

By Dracarya

Is this what I wish for those and all they know?
To depend on how cowardly I could act
(From hell or is it coming within?)
If she won’t give me the love I came here for
With sword I am armed here to react

"Hey now, hey now what is it boy?"
All the things that trouble you
So visit your mirror image
Of what might have once behaved
"Hey now, hey now what is it boy?"
But I won’t rest ‘till death, ‘till death do you part

This is how I feel oh gods from what’s been dealt
The flies that flutter flight tonight
(From hell or is it coming within?)
Is it love that I’m feeling or is this hate the same?
The emotion’s enough to kill the sane

"Hey now, hey now what is it boy?"
All the things that trouble you
So visit your mirror image
Of what might have once behaved
"Hey now, hey what is it boy?"
Sister, I only hope you know that I love you
Oh I do

Feed little lion off the westside of your sin
Run little lion ‘til they learn of what you did (x2)

Feliz seria que hora(X4)

From start to finish I made you feel this
Uncomfort in turn with the world you’ve learned
To love through this hate to live with it’s weight
A burden discerned in the blood you taste

Why would you deny me answers?
If I’m just a boy on the break of being
Hardened in hell through its fires
Be brutally honest, was it better after me?

The curve of your body
How I want her with me
The truth of the story
My sweet sister, I wish you well, I wish you all

The better end of all to come
The truth be now here one by one
I ask you to extend to none
The memory to fuel the fire

"Watching his tale with the words he unfolds
A conscience and cold we’d never know
They scream as he laughs off the dust from his eyes
This girl will now learn of the dreams in his mind”

Could this be that hard for me?
To configure a new love in pain
To my new entity or banish it home to the grave
No one is safe

With a quickness strike out, for the less of us doubt
Mercy to the man who put the sword in my hand
Word write me well, signed, “Forgiveness for sale”
I’m through being full of all the might you want killed
The fiction will see the real
The answer will question still
And your body to blood, as our parents once went
You follow their lead one by one, every step

Could this be that hard for me?
To configure a new love in pain
To my new entity or banish it home to the grave
I will not save your world, your world, your world, your

By Dracarya

Ser Jaime, known as the Kingslayer
Was once the top Westeros player
'Til the Maid of Tarth
Made way with his heart
Now all that he wants is to lay her

By Juanvito

More on Brienne

Of course you should rhyme more! And here you should stay
Then again, i’ll agree with Buckwheat any day
Really though, I do think that your rhymes are great
And Brienne the Beauty, I don’t truly hate
I tend too laugh to much like im in a padded room
Contemplating Jon’s rebirth like he’s in chilling a cocoon
But Brienne and Aemon have one word in common and that is baffon
For gods sake she hasnt succeeded in any of her campaigns
Reminds me of Eddard, but i think that Stark got more brains
Look, im sorry, i mean to be nice
She got a cool sword, but damn i miss Ice
And yeah she gave Jaime, wood like a heart tree
But that was a few days after he got free
Honestly, knowing his Lannister ass
Ser Cleos is lucky his cousin didn’t make a pass
My main problem with her, is i thought it was true love like the princess bride
Yet she yelled a word, can’t put true love to the side
Unless she renigs on her honor with Catelyn
But thats just as bad, if I happen to be mistaken

By Hugor Stone

Polemics on Brienne …

Hugor dear:

Just because your verses are first rate
Doesn’t mean Brienne you can berate
Buck said I should rhyme more, so here I am
To defend the honour of the warrior M’am
I am not a horse but her champion I’ll be
In this trial by combat from me you will flee!
Yes, our girl Brienne’s not the brightest flame
And her search for Sansa admittedly was lame
But she’s brave and decent and fears no man
Which is more than most of Westeros can
She gave Jaime his first non-Lannister hard on
What girl in Westeros can claim that? Come on!
Thhe cotht thpitting Vargo hith very own ear
And taught him that thaphireth are a thing to fear
So no bard may come here to insult our Brienne
And if he does, his greatsword prepare he can!

By MrsManderly