The look of the cake It ain’t always the taste My ex King he had Such a beautiful face
I wanted love But not for myself But for the King So he could love himself
My next King Will be nothing like my ex King I made mistakes back then I’ll never do it again With my next King He’ll be nothing like my ex King That was a painful dance Now I got a second chance
A beautiful face And a wicked way And I’m paying for his Beautiful face every day All that work Over so much time If I think too hard I might lose my mind
My next King Will be nothing like my ex King I made mistakes back then I’ll never do it again With my next King She’ll be nothing like my ex King That was a painful dance Now I got a second chance
Pigeon pie is a delight Dreamed of at nights and in the daylight. When crust is cut, True birds take flight Pigeon pie is such a delight.
White as a snow Grey as a storm Black as the night The birds take flight You could not count them in your very sight Pigeon pie is such a delight.
Children start laughing with eyes opened wide, Grown men as well can not their glee hide, The crust that is left is by all hungryly eyed, Pigeon pie is such a delight.
Tell no one or all, But mostly I like That on pigeon pie King Joffrey had died. It was so good and felt so right, That pigeon pie was the greatest delight!
War of five kings an idiotic name For Balon only crowned himself after Renly was slain It tore up Westeros, the world felt the pain And almost every cause of the war was Littlefingers game But the war was useless and completely in vane Because Dany and Dragons will come and set the world into flames But the next war will that will happen, bring all into shame For Fire and Blood flows through Daenerys’ veins
Renly, what rhymes with Renly? Something I can’t answer so simply He thought his brothers were beastly He was far more Kingly With his Tyrell buddy, he did talk and pray And during their midnight play They struck a happy bargain Marry his sister and a throne he will gain But there was little love in their match But that’s more than Slurms has had, because he’s not a catch…. And he was wondering if kindly Ndrew would give him some of his cheering batch? If you know what I mean??
Shrek told Donkey an onion has layers How else could a smuggler fall into a King’s favor Why not smuggle food? Storm’s End’s practically his neighbor Plus sneaking past Mace Tyrell ships, there’s no danger But still a devout man, talk about prayers Who fights for the Seven, against a Red Hot Soothsayer Then goes back to the boats, yea a real Blackwater Bayer Promoted to Hand! A Game Of Thrones player!!
Now he is off to find Rickon what will he do? Bring the “Lord” to Stannis like a bag of onions anew? Or look at a “King” and try to be true? Make Wyman Manderly happy like cannibalist food? Or convert to the Old Gods and let the Stark be his own dude?
