War of five kings an idiotic name For Balon only crowned himself after Renly was slain It tore up Westeros, the world felt the pain And almost every cause of the war was Littlefingers game But the war was useless and completely in vane Because Dany and Dragons will come and set the world into flames But the next war will that will happen, bring all into shame For Fire and Blood flows through Daenerys’ veins
Renly, what rhymes with Renly? Something I can’t answer so simply He thought his brothers were beastly He was far more Kingly With his Tyrell buddy, he did talk and pray And during their midnight play They struck a happy bargain Marry his sister and a throne he will gain But there was little love in their match But that’s more than Slurms has had, because he’s not a catch…. And he was wondering if kindly Ndrew would give him some of his cheering batch? If you know what I mean??
Shrek told Donkey an onion has layers How else could a smuggler fall into a King’s favor Why not smuggle food? Storm’s End’s practically his neighbor Plus sneaking past Mace Tyrell ships, there’s no danger But still a devout man, talk about prayers Who fights for the Seven, against a Red Hot Soothsayer Then goes back to the boats, yea a real Blackwater Bayer Promoted to Hand! A Game Of Thrones player!!
Now he is off to find Rickon what will he do? Bring the “Lord” to Stannis like a bag of onions anew? Or look at a “King” and try to be true? Make Wyman Manderly happy like cannibalist food? Or convert to the Old Gods and let the Stark be his own dude?