Two Weddings


Robb Stark was married in a wedding white
his bride, his love, king’s future bright
Robb Stark attended a wedding red
his love his world all colored dead.

By Baitac

Next King

The look of the cake
It ain’t always the taste
My ex King he had
Such a beautiful face

I wanted love
But not for myself
But for the King
So he could love himself

My next King
Will be nothing like my ex King
I made mistakes back then
I’ll never do it again
With my next King
He’ll be nothing like my ex King
That was a painful dance
Now I got a second chance

A beautiful face
And a wicked way
And I’m paying for his
Beautiful face every day
All that work
Over so much time If I think too hard
I might lose my mind

My next King
Will be nothing like my ex King
I made mistakes back then
I’ll never do it again
With my next King
She’ll be nothing like my ex King
That was a painful dance
Now I got a second chance

by OnionAhaiReborn

The food of Westeros!

Pigeon pie is a delight
Dreamed of at nights and in the daylight.
When crust is cut,
True birds take flight
Pigeon pie is such a delight.

White as a snow
Grey as a storm
Black as the night
The birds take flight
You could not count them in your very sight
Pigeon pie is such a delight.

Children start laughing with eyes opened wide,
Grown men as well can not their glee hide,
The crust that is left is by all hungryly eyed,
Pigeon pie is such a delight.

Tell no one or all,
But mostly I like
That on pigeon pie
King Joffrey had died.
It was so good and felt so right,
That pigeon pie was the greatest delight!

By A Free Shadow

Five Kings and The Forgotten Queen

War of five kings an idiotic name
For Balon only crowned himself after Renly was slain
It tore up Westeros, the world felt the pain
And almost every cause of the war was Littlefingers game
But the war was useless and completely in vane
Because Dany and Dragons will come and set the world into flames
But the next war will that will happen, bring all into shame
For Fire and Blood flows through Daenerys’ veins 

By Ndrew of Typhgarian

Renly

Renly, what rhymes with Renly?
Something I can’t answer so simply
He thought his brothers were beastly
He was far more Kingly
With his Tyrell buddy, he did talk and pray
And during their midnight play
They struck a happy bargain
Marry his sister and a throne he will gain
But there was little love in their match
But that’s more than Slurms has had, because he’s not a catch…. :(
And he was wondering if kindly Ndrew would give him some of his cheering batch?
If you know what I mean?? 

By Slurms McKenzie

Davos Seaworth, the Onion Knight!

Shrek told Donkey an onion has layers 
How else could a smuggler fall into a King’s favor
Why not smuggle food? Storm’s End’s practically his neighbor 
Plus sneaking past Mace Tyrell ships, there’s no danger
But still a devout man, talk about prayers
Who fights for the Seven, against a Red Hot Soothsayer  
Then goes back to the boats, yea a real Blackwater Bayer 
Promoted to Hand! A Game Of Thrones player!!

Now he is off to find Rickon what will he do?
Bring the “Lord” to Stannis like a bag of onions anew? 
Or look at a “King” and try to be true? 
Make Wyman Manderly happy like cannibalist food?
Or convert to the Old Gods and let the Stark be his own dude?

By Ndrew of Typhgarian

Stannis Baratheon, the rightful King of Westeros

Stannis Baratheon, the rightful King of Westeros