Ser Mandon Moore
The Kingslayer
Called him a horror
I meant Jaime Lannister, not the boar
Anyways this Kingsguard was a false Ser
Who beat Sansa bloody and defeated Syrio For
But little Pod pushed him into water, and he was so close to the shore

by Ndrew of Typhgarian

Podrick of House Payne,
A lesser branch that is,
Was taken in by Tyrion,
To be a squire of his.

The Battle of the Blackwater
Left many a man dead.
But not our brave Podrick,
Who helped turn the river red.

Tyrion Lannister was not liked,
His sister would prefer his head spiked.
But our young Pod was faithful to his master,
And slew Ser Mandon even faster

Than Tyrion could blink,
And with a wink,
Our dear Pod,
Charged the docks.

Podrick Payne has a habit,
Of talking to his shoes.
But gods, when he is in battle, 
His metal does his prove.

Nine years old he is,
And when Joffrey dies,
Tyrion is imprisoned,
And our young Podrick cries

“I was his squire!
Ser, my lady,
I was his squire,
And he left me!”

By Fire&Blood