gameofthronesrj:

Samwell Tarly

Caw!Caw!Said the crow to the ravenSam The Slayer is not a cravenA wizard in blackand not a faire maidenthe celibate life is not for hefor thoughts of Gilly make it hard to go peeand his heirs stain through his small clothesbut its ok because nobody knowsHe swore a vowand means to keep itno one needs to know his little secretthe day he saw Eddbent over the snowhe felt his member begin to grow and grownobody can see and no one can knowfor all men must dieand being Bi is Sams dark little secret
By Lord of the Tower

gameofthronesrj:

Samwell Tarly

Caw!Caw!
Said the crow to the raven
Sam The Slayer is not a craven
A wizard in black
and not a faire maiden
the celibate life is not for he
for thoughts of Gilly make it hard to go pee
and his heirs stain through his small clothes
but its ok because nobody knows
He swore a vow
and means to keep it
no one needs to know his little secret
the day he saw Edd
bent over the snow
he felt his member begin to grow and grow
nobody can see and no one can know
for all men must die
and being Bi is Sams dark little secret

By Lord of the Tower

Sam …

Sam Tarly had a lonely past
With Gilly ‘round that would not last
While held in her arms
He fell for her charms
And gave her his big fat pink mast

By Juanvito

How Sam became the Slayer

For once I want to be the hero
Not always just the coward oaf
Hit me hard enough to wake me
And lead me on to meet our ends…

Blue eyes… before me
So dangerous, so clear
Reach out… and end it
Cos I’m so tired of all this fear

My life is lost, oh, I can tell you
Please make it stop, ice blue eyes
I pull a dagger from my black cloak
And let my mad luck do the rest

Blue eyes… before me
So dangerous, so clear
Reach out… and end it
Cos I’m so tired of all this fear …

by Lady of Oldcastle (to Snow Patrol’s “Headlights on dark roads”)

Crackpot: Finest selection!

Some more pots full of crack
although it’s a stretch,
but please don’t attack,
for some might be off the edge.

The Eyre is impregnable!
Is said among other things-
but it might make for a nice layer
for dragons with great wings.

Sam the Slayer gets much scorn
for many think him craven,
but he carries the Winter’s horn,
believe me, send a raven!

Something that brings another theory,
is Theon and this captain’s kid,
cause how could he carry on a dynasty,
if Bolton cut off his dick.

He said as he left her-
I gave you a lot of my “seaweed”
who knows if his little bastard
might in the future be needed?

by Lady of Oldcastle

wicnet:

The Night’s Watch arrives at Craster’s Keep

One of six new clips just released by HBO from the season two premiere episode, “The North Remembers.”

The Night’s Watch Oath