There’s a captain for every ship…



The farmer’s in the dell
Only GRRM can tell
Hey-ho-the-derry-o!
Who with whom will dwell.

Dany’s meant for Jon
Or maybe she’s for Vic
Hey-ho-the-derry-o!
She can take her pick.

Sansa’s stuck on Sandors
She’s not going to stand for
Hey-ho-the-derry-o!
LF’s delusions of grandeur.

Gilly and Sam are rearin’
Another woman’s bearin’
Hey-ho-the-derry-o!-
While Val is Jon a-speatin’.

We fans can take our picks,
But to get a real fix
Hey-ho-the-derry-o!
Wait until book six.

by Winter’s Knight