Meanwhile at the Grumpkin’s Tourney!
There once was a young knight, who was oh so bad
But that wasn’t the point, he was just a horny young lad
As long as they knew where he’d been, and in his dashing armour, he was seen
For him, the Grumpkin’s tourney was just the start of a journey
To enamour a young lady’s heart!
By Slurms McKenzie