Walk Like a Targaryen :D

All the Valyrians during the doom
They do the dragon dance, don’cha know?
If they move too quick (Oh-Way-Oh)
They’re falling down like a domino

And the Blackfyre man by the trial
He got the money on a bet
Gold dragons (Oh-Way-Oh)
They snap their teeth on wild Ygritte

Essos types with their hookah pipes sing:
Way-oh-way-oh-way-ooo-aaa-ooo…
Walk like a Targaryen.

The bed slaves with their wild ways
Spin around and they cross the floor.
They’ve got the moves (Oh-Way-Oh)
You drop your drink then they bring you more

All the apprentices so sick of rooks
They’d like to punk in the shadow lands
When the Blue Bard sings (Oh-Way-Oh)
They’re walking like a Targaryen

All the kids in the fleabottom say:
Way-oh-way-oh-way-ooo-aaa-ooo…
Walk like a Targaryen.

Slide your feet up the streets
Bend your back
Shift your arm then you pull it back
Like Visenya O (Oh-Way-Oh)
So strike a pose on a dragon’s back

If you want to find all the knights,
They’re hanging out with the tavern slop.
They sing and dance (Oh-Way-Oh)
They spin their cloaks and cruise on down the block

All the Wildlings with their kin
The Watch boys call the giants in
The Dornish know (Oh-Way-Oh)
They walk along like Targaryens

All the Watch in the ice tunnel stop hey:
Way-oh-way-oh-way-ooo-aaa-ooo…
Walk like a Targaryen
Walk like a Targaryen 

by Howling Mad

Haiku’s I cannot do
So I admire you
A simple rhyme will do
From me to all of you

Right now I feel like a Targ
Who took her chances with wildfire
Coursing through my veins
The toilet is my pyre   

by Dracarya

What is dead may never die
He hears the waves call his name
The wind whispers, calls in sighs
We do not sow, in this game

We always pay our debts
To our friends and our foes
Hear me roar, hear us roar
Everyone does, he knows

When the cold winds blow
The pack survives
But when winter comes
The lone wolf doesn’t die

Fire cannot kill the dragon
She steps onto the pyre
The blood magic of old
Returns, with blood and fire

Family, duty, honour
Honour binds her to the river
But her duty is north
And family it gives her

Ours is the fury
Not one, not two, but three
The stags dance for the throne
Slaughtering happily

We are the sword in the darkness
The shield that guards the realms of men
But what happens to the boy
When home calls to him again?

by Dracarya

You already know who it is that would me make me bend my knee
I’d be on all fours eating Targ pussy
But beauty’s not the only reason I’d back a Targaryen
I got nothing but respect for her future advisor Tyrion

by Gingerly Grumkin

Do It Like a Targ

Stomp stomp I’ve arrived
Drop the beat, nasty face
Why ya lookin’ at me?

Flyin’ flyin’ flyin’ flyin’ through the sky
On my dragon
I’m Targaryen tonight

Dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty sucka
You think I can’t get hurt like you, you motherfucker

I can do it like my brother
Do it like a dude
Grab my crotch, wear my sword low like you

Do it like my brother
Do it like a dude
Grab my crotch, wear my sword low like you

We can do it like the man’dem, man’dem
We can do it like the man’dem,
Drogon, Drogon, Drogon.
We can do it like the man’dem, man’dem
We can do it like the man’dem,
Drogon, Drogon, Drogon.

Boom boom, grab me a beer
No pretty drinks, I’m a guy out here
Rollin’ rollin’ rollin’ rollin’ money like a  queen
My dear Unsullied fighting like you never seen

Dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty sucka
You think I can’t get hurt like you, you motherfucker

I can do it like my brother
Do it like a dude
Grab my crotch, wear my sword low like you

Do it like my brother
Do it like a dude
Grab my crotch, wear my sword low like you

We can do it like the man’dem, man’dem
We can do it like the man’dem,
Rhaegal, Rhaegal, Rhaegal.
We can do it like the man’dem, man’dem
We can do it like the man’dem,
Rhaegal, Rhaegal, Rhaegal.

Boys, come say what you wanna
Boys, you need to learn to follow
Boys, gettin’ hot under the collar
Holla holla woah

Boys, come say what you wanna
Boys, you need to learn to follow
Boys, gettin’ hot under the collar
Holla holla woah

I can do it like my brother
Do it like a dude
Grab my crotch, wear my sword low like you (x4)

We can do it like the man’dem, man’dem
We can do it like the man’dem,
Rhaegal, Rhaegal, Rhaegal.
We can do it like the man’dem, man’dem
We can do it like the man’dem,
Drogon, Drogon, Drogon.

Do it, do it like a dude
Do it, do it low like you
Do it, do it like a dude
Do it, do it like a dude

Do it, do it like a dude
Do it, do it low like you
Do it, do it like a dude
Do it, do it low like you

by Dracarya

You make me dizzy Khalessi
The way you war’n’throne
You make me dizzy Khalessi
When daario makes you moan
Come on Khalessi
Go West ‘fore I grow too old.

Cure your children’s fever,
Put your little hand by Drogon.
You make me dizzy Miss Khalessi
Girl, you look so fine.
You’re just a-warrin and a-thronin,
Take Westeros it’s already past time

AHHHH!!! OWWWW!! WOOO!!

You make me dizzy Khalessi
A Targaryen
O-o-o-o-oh baby,
I don’t care if your insane.
Come on, come on, come on, come on Dany,
I love a Targaryen

AHHH!! ooh! ooh! OWWW!

I know you killed your mama
Ain’t gotta be Hizdahr’s bride.
Rest In Peace for your brother,
But you’re the dragon inside
You make me dizzy, Khalessi
Girl why did Hizdahr marry you.

Cure your children’s fever,
Put your little hand by Drogon.
You make me dizzy Miss Khalessi
Girl, you look so fine.
You’re just a-warrin and a-thronin,
Take Westeros already it’s past time   

By Monsieur LeDauphin Grumkin      

If pain was a color to paint on you,
Your heart would be the color purple.
Be a painting, hung up there til your body met your head.
Which were made of silver.

You are the one they call The Prince Who Was Promised.
Who didn’t know no Fire and Blood.
Just a mission made of dragons that they give girls in Meereen
But they always told her

There’s a madness in us all.
There’s a madness in us all.

So
Who broke the rules?
Who broke the rules?
Who broke the rules?

They said
Every one of you will never try to lend a hand
When the Unsullied don’t understand.

Oh you boys, all you boys
Think you’re so Targaryen.
Girls, all you girls
They’re so Targaryen.

He may not be born of this land
But he was born of this world.
He was born of all the mothers
And the colors of our brothers
And the love that we sent him.

You are the one they call the Prince Who Was Promised.
Who didn’t know no Fire and Blood.
There may not be a heaven,
Or a place in which to send you,
But you know in the end

There’s a madness in us all.
There’s a madness in us all.

So
Who broke the rules?
Who broke the rules?
Who broke the rules?

They say
Every one of you will never try to lend a hand
When the Unsullied don’t understand.

Boys, all you boys
Think you’re so Targaryen.
Girls, all you girls
They’re so Targaryen.

There’s two eyes for every one of us
But somebody got there first and took them all.

Man, oh man
Think you’re so Targaryen
Man, oh man.
Yeah you’re so Targaryen

There’s two eyes for every one of us
But somebody got there first and took them all. 

By OnionAhaiReborn

She was a little girl
By Dothraki sea way
Now she’s hit the big time
In the Slaver’s bay
And if she could only hear me
This is what I’d say.

Dragon Girl you are making me crazy
I’m in love but your lazy
So won’t you please come home.

Oh Dragon Girl Westeros is just tragic
Come and show dragon magic
of your Targaryen song.

You became a legend It’s the silver queen
And the size of your behind must
Make you weak in the knees.

Oh Dragon Girl, waiting infinite days after tomorrow
Come sail across the Narrow
To be where you belong.

Dragon Girl, stop going east.

I like it like that,
Oohh, I like this kinda, hot kind of dragon.
Hot kind of dragon, play Thrones to me,
Play it to me Targaryen blues

Will the wind that blew her boat
Across the sea
Kindly send her sailing back to me.

Dragon Girl you are making me crazy
I’m in love but your lazy
So won’t you please come home.

by Ndrew of Typhgarian

Dracarys she said
From the floor, cross-legged.
Up into the air, he flew
And roared fire, straight at you.

“Drogon”, she cried
But you’ve already fried.
Small he might be
But a dragon is he.

Dracarys is the answer
Nobody knows this, nobody asked her.
Many men seek her hand
But if they hurt her, they’ll get tanned.

by Fire&Blood

Daenerys Stormborn, the Unburnt,
Surely her place has been more than earned?
But the War of the Five Kings has forgotten her,
And ignores the dragons that call her mother.

Daenerys Targaryen, Mother of Dragons,
The first real dragons since Aegon.
She bravely walked into the pyre,
And gave herself up to the fire.

Alive she was when she came out,
But her hair she was without.
Ser Jorah took a knee and said,
“I’m yours to command, until I’m dead.”

Fire and blood courses through her veins,
But her dragons she must learn to train.
Daenerys Stormborn, of House Targaryen,
The Unburnt, Mother of Dragons, Breaker of Chains,
The love she bears her people is not feigned.

The War of Five Kings is wrong,
Daenerys Stormborn is part of this song.
Queen she is and Queen she’ll remain,
Long live Dany and long may she reign!

By Fire&Blood

Because I’m nitpicky as fuck, here’s another “Fire and Hodor”

wicnet:

Daenerys and Drogon

One of six new clips just released by HBO from the season two premiere episode, “The North Remembers.”

lonelylovelylethal:

Just cause I can, here’s a summary of my impressive(LOL) MS Paint skillz.

Some House Badges for A Song of Ice and Fire.

*Bawl* Who did this one? You are cruel! But talented :)

Aemon’s blind white eyes came open. “Egg?” he said, as the rain streamed down his cheeks. “Egg, I dreamed that I was old.”

wicnet:

It was May of 2010, and House Gatewatch was in need. We’d been stewing for over a month with the news that the role of Daenerys Targaryen was being recast. We’d heard nothing but conflicting reports, had experienced the Elena Satine Twitter debacle, and had seen more “butterface” comments regarding Dany’s former actress than might be considered polite in any neanderthal-run society. To say moods were foul would be putting it lightly.

On May 21st, Maureen Ryan broke the news: an unknown actress named Emilia Clarke had been cast in the role. Some furious Googling followed, digging up an IMDB page as well as a heartbreaking Samaritans advert…

Most of us were immediately charmed. It’s no small thing to say that ASoIaF fans, for the most part, welcomed the news of Emilia’s casting with open arms and hearts. (Compare it to some of the vitriol experienced in the Catelyn recast, and it was a virtual Love-In.) Hopes were high.

To say she delivered is understating things just a tad.

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