Crackpot: The Captain’s Daughter

Gods I love that theory, abouth the captian’s kid
She talked to much, so Theon taught her to suck dick
But when Greyjoy departed she knew sompthing was amiss
Went to the docks, to tell him, but Theon is a prick
When he took Winterfell, she probably felt it kick
Now there’s a Greyjoy heir, she’s going to be rich
But to birth a kraken, give a kid to the water it’s the drowned god’s king’s blood bit

by Ndrew of Typhagarian