Prince Theon’s a bit of a prick
And sometimes as thick as a brick
But then he met Ramsay
Now he’s not that fancy
Like Bill said, “This man has no dick”

By Juanvito

You don’t need to worry sweet Buck
I’m just happy I’m not a Stark
For Winter has come
And I am in luck
I’m Theon, I don’t give a

fuck duck :D
By Liar
The Prince of Winterfell

Meet the Prince of Winterfell,
You will take note of his smell!
He’s often abused
By a son of Lord Roose
And to his wits he said farewell.

By Franz95

Lord Snow cut off poor Theon’s conger
Doesn’t mean he won’t use it no longer
There is truth to the lines
What is dead never dies
But instead rises harder and stronger.

By Juanvito

A Tribute to the Pack

We run away
We hide away
To the other side
Of the universe
We know they will hunt us down

But we know that here we belong
In reality we’re still moving on
Can we find our way back
Through this cold, bitter North?

by DR Supporter

Theon Greyjoy

Theon Greyjoy
What are our words?
'We Do Not Sow'
I thought you had heard

That I killed the Stark boys
I did it for you, father
You would’ve had Winterfell
If it wasn’t for the Bolton Bastard.

Reek, Reek, it rhymes with weak
You always said that I was
Reek, Reek, it rhymes with leek
No more going to whores.

I have no choice anymore
I have to do as I’m told
But when I saw Arya Stark
I knew who had been sold.

Jeyne, Jeyne, it rhymes with pain
She has to remember her name
Jeyne, Jeyne, not Westerling
Can a Poole keep up this game?

I took her by the arm
And through the air we flew
They’d catch me and kill me
Slowly, this I knew.

But still down we went
To save her wretched life
Beaten, bloody and broken
The price of being his wife.

It was a massive gamble
But we jumped down into the snow
And ran right into Stannis
Better than the bastard Snow.

Reek, Reek, it rhymes with weak
But in this I showed strength
I’ll never tell the truth, m’lord
Let me die in my bed.        

By Dracarya 

Winterfell is burning down
burning down
burning down
Winterfel is burning down
God damn Theon

Theon wanted to impress
to impress
to impress
Theon wanted to impress
dumb ass father

Boltons came and had their way
had their way
had their way
Boltons came and had their way
with Reek/Theon

Learn your lessons very well
very well
very well
Learn your lessons very well
Hubris will nail you!!

By Baitac

The Prince Greyjoy Kraken could see saltwater in his veins
Who drowned the northmen like unswallowable rain
Took over Winterfell, The Turncloak had came
But now is swallowing cum from Bolton’s Grey Jeyne

Didn’t want Bran to get stabbed when the Wildling said drop it
So he unleashed the arrow, in the Wildling’s back, he had got gotted
But now is stabbed in the back, opened up like a locket
Does Theon wiry smile when he feels Red Jeyne’s red rocket

by Grumpkin Ahai (formerly known as Ndrew of Typhgarian)

Something for ADWD Theon…

Hello, hello
anybody out there?
‘cause I don’t hear a sound
alone, alone
I don’t really know where the world is but I miss it now

chorus:
I’m over the edge, can’t remember my name
like a fool with a head full of fluff
sometimes when I close my eyes I pretend I’m alright
but it’s never enough
cause the echo, echo
is only the voice in my head
my shadow, shadow
is the only friend that I have

listen, listen
I would take a whisper if
that’s all you had to give
but it isn’t, isn’t
someone come and save me
try to chase the crazy right out of my head

[chorus]

I don’t wanna be down and
I just wanna feel alive and
get to be alive again once again
Just my echo, my shadow
youre my only friend

I’m over the edge, can’t remember my name
like a fool with a head full of fluff
sometimes when I close my eyes I pretend I’m alright
but it’s never enough
cause my echo, echo
oh my shadow, shadow

Hello, hello
anybody out there?

by Winter’s Lady

Poor Theon…

Theon I never did like
Until he went to Pyke
There he found nothing
But he kept on hoping

To win his fathers’ love
He sneered at the gods above
Was drowned and reborn
Into Theon the Ironborn.

His sister was given ships
Twenty-nine more than his
But Theon would not tell
His plan to take Winterfell.

His attitude towards women
Treating them like playthings
Did not help his cause
But later he gave me pause.

When Ramsay was revealed
And in the dungeons Theon squealed
Theon lost his identity
And no longer saw himself as a deity.

Reek, Reek, it rhymes with leek
He ate the rat before it could squeak
His fingers and toes were flayed
And my hate could never have stayed.

Reek, Reek, it rhymes with meek
With tears my eyes did so leak
To hear his pain and read his sorrow
I kept hoping he’d escape upon the morrow.

Jeyne, Jeyne, it rhymes with pain
That’s what she got, with no gain
Reek-Theon tried to save her, yes
How he managed it is anyone’s guess.

Into the hands of Stannis he fell
Who did not trust him after Winterfell
But Theon has a secret he will not tell
Confess, save yourself! I do so yell.

Now what is to become
Of our dear Reek?
I hope it’s a swift death
Behind my fingers I’ll peek.

by Dracarya

Everybody’s trying to tell me how to be
Oh, I need a remedy - they give it to me
It’s like: “Do what you want goddamn you’re an Ironborn!”
And “Always be a good boy ‘cause yo’ daddy said so!”

I search in the dark, Greyjoy or Stark?
Don’t know how I feel and nothing is real
No, I don’t know the way to go
I write down my lines - it’s just letters and signs.

An eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth
Throw it all away, now what is the truth?
There’s an old doctrine stuffed down my throat
Without warning : head overload!

I search in the dark, Greyjoy or Stark?
Don’t know how I feel and nothing is real
No, I don’t know the way to go
I write down my lines - it’s just letters and signs.

by Lady of Oldcastle

Leaving this untitled… :P

Ramsay like’s his girls moister then the rain
But Poor Jeyne Poole was filled with so much pain
So to get her started Theon gave her brain
Something he can do, but cant be done by Illyn Payne

by Ndrew of Typhgarian

Theon and the Jeynes

Theon loves the women, from the whores to a dame
Use to get real busy, inside many he had came
But now must sleep outside, even if it rains
And must try to keep dry in between a red and grey Jeyne

by Ndrew of Typhgarian

Sonnet for Theon

A ward he’s called but hostage nonetheless
A young small prince shipped off to greenlands far
Not fish not flesh his mind in truth a mess
What now Greyjoy which side to choose in war?
Responsibilities to both the sides
The wolf says this the kraken that, what now?
All Crowns and titles shift with waves and tides.
“Winter is coming” or “We do not sow”?
In hindsight all his choices wrong and cruel
His fate though, not deserved by anyone
He was in all his actions quite the fool.
Now grace and style and smiles of his are gone.
What the bastard did to him a shame
Just always do remember your own name.

by Lady of Oldcastle