No matter how strong,
I’m gonna take you down
With one little bolt
I’m gonna break you down
And see if you’re gold
If you’re really gold to me

That feast at eight was okay
Before that toast full of blames
It was great until those false witnesses
Got us started up again
Unsurprisingly, it was decidedly me… again

Why is it so
That I’ve always been the one who must go
When your firstborn, though told not to flee,
Was in fact the one who, long ago,
Actually, left you full of sorrow
Stuck with me

So put up your hate and I’ll put up mine
No running away from the scene of the crime
Whores go to a place
Somewhere near the end of the world
Somewhere near the end our lives

So you see, Daddy, don’t be surprised
If I wanna see the truth in your eyes
Then I know it had to be, long ago
Actually, in that haunted meadow,
You killed me

No matter how strong,
I’m gonna take you down
With one little bolt
I’m gonna break you down
And see if you’re gold
If you’re really gold to me

by Little Miss Sunshine

Tyrion the noseless Lordling
Had a fight with his sis about his nose
And if he were to fight his father
The Imp would have to choke a hoe

All of the other Lordlings
Used to laugh about his chain
They never gave props to Tyrion
For mastering the only game

Then one exciting Wedding Night
Joffrey came to say
My that Pie looks mighty right
And won’t you fill this cups that’s past your height

Then all the Lordlings blamed him
Well short of brother Jaime
Tyrion the noseless Lordling
Is gonna change Westeros history!

By Hugor Stone

Tyrion, near the end of Game

Lord Tyrion likes girls for their deviance
And paying is no inconvenience
When Shae was situated
He grew infatuated
And paid for the girlfriend experience

By Juanvito

When to Westeros I can’t run
Is there room for one more Son?
One more Son
Trying to hold on
Trying to hold on, hold on

I wouldn’t live up, so he just said “go”
You know, you know - no you don’t, you don’t
I went from leader in the hearts of men
To just a badly injured and replaced Hand

And if my face aches, then so my heart breaks
There’s only so much that I can take
And your affection, well it comes and goes
But you won’t live to see my death, Dad, no no no no

Help me out
Yeah, Where are all those who’d help me out?
Yeah, they all fled after the Blackwater
There’s no one left to help me out

And when to Westeros I can’t run
Is there room for one more Son?
Though I fled across the sea
I still hate you, Cersei, like you hate me

Yeah, there’ no left to help me out
Yeah, not ever since the Blackwater
There’s no one else to help me out
But I’ll still bring my sister down
Yeah, I’ll still bring my sister down
Yeah, I’ll still bring my sister down

I got gold, so just hear me roar
I got gold, so just hear me roar

Yeah, there’ no left to help me out
Yeah, not ever since the Blackwater
There’s no one else to help me out
But I’ll still bring my sister down
Yeah, I’ll still bring my sister down
Yeah, I’ll still bring my sister down
Yeah, oh ever since the Blackwater
Yeah, I’ll still bring my sister down

Over and again, for one last big sin
Just look around you, your fall has begun
With all these things that I’ve done
All these things that I’ve done
If I can hold on
If I can hold on

By LittleMissSunshine      

I said, who’s that dick there?
I wonder what went wrong
so that he was so short and sick
he dont pay the girls that well
I doubt he gives them tips
it’s all not quite legitimate

And what a scummy man
Just give him half a chance
I bet he’ll rob you if he can
Can see it in his eyes, yeah
That he’s got a riding ban
Amongst some other offences

And I’ve seen him with girls of the night
And he told shae to put on her red light
They’re all infected but he’ll be alright
Cause he’s a scumbag, don’t you know
I said he’s a scumbag, don’t you know

Although you’re trying not to listen
Avert your eyes and staring at the ground
he makes a subtle proposition
He’d rather pay you, than turn you down

and oh, he must be up to something
What are the chances? Sure it’s more than likely
I’ve got a feeling in my stomach
You start to wonder what his story might be
What his story might be, yeah

They said he changes when the sun goes down
Yeah, they said he changes when the sun goes down
And they said he changes when the sun goes down around here
Around here

Look, here comes a Lords Carrage
Isn’t he Mr. Inconspicuous
And he don’t even have to say owt
She’s in the stance ready to get picked up

Bet she’s delighted when she sees him
stopping here and giving her the eye
Because she must be fucking freezing
Scantily clad beneath the clear night sky
It doesn’t stop in the winter, no

And they said he changes when the sun goes down
Yeah, they said he changes when the sun goes down
And they said he changes when the sun goes down
Around here

Well they said he changes when the sun goes down
Over the river,going out of town
They said he changes when the sun goes down
Around here
Around here

And what a scummy man
Just give him half a chance
I bet he’ll rob you if he can
Can see it in his eyes, yeah
That he’s got a nasty plan
I hope you’re not involved at all

By Hornblower

Tyrion. Tyrion. Tyrion. Tyrion. Tyrion. Tyrion.
by Dad

Tyrion.
Tyrion.
Tyrion.
Tyrion.
Tyrion.
Tyrion.

by Dad

Tomorrow he will sailYesterday he was deadRather, justice prevailedInto freedom, he kept his headOnly thanks for VarysNo longer he serves Aerys
by Dracarya

Tomorrow he will sail
Yesterday he was dead
Rather, justice prevailed
Into freedom, he kept his head
Only thanks for Varys
No longer he serves Aerys

by Dracarya

As a kid I climbed everything, I sympathized when Bran fell
Now I always have half a smile on my face like when Reek acted swell
I agree with the Imp, I should send my boss straight to hell
I got a widow’s peak with dark hair, though I dislike the Martells

by Gingerly Grumkin

When the Game of Thrones I start to play
Dance with me, take me Shae
Like a lazy ocean hugs the shore
Hold me close, Shae I need more

Like a flower bending in the breeze
Bend with me, Shae oh please
In my chambers have your way with me
Stay with me, Shae be with me

Other people may kneel on the floor
Dear, but I bend my knee just to you
Only you have that magic technique
For you Shae I go weak

I can hear the sounds of violence
Getting close, it begins
Make me forget all this just for now
Shae so smooth, Shae please now (2x)

When the Game of Thrones I start to play
Dance with me, take me Shae
Like a lazy ocean hugs the shore
Hold me close, Shae I need more

Like a flower bending in the breeze
Bend with me, Shae oh please
In my chambers have your way with me
Stay with me, Shae be with me

by Winter’s Lady

Lancel, the Lannister badass

We’ll be drinking
When we’re throning
We’ll be drinking

2x
I get knocked down
But I get up again
You’re never going to keep me down

Pissing the night away
Pissing the night away

He drinks a Dornish drink
He drinks a Arbor drink
He drinks a sailor’s drink
He drinks a lot of drink
He plays cyvasse if he wants
To have a good time
He plays Thrones if he wants
To have a better time

“Oh Tyrion
Tyrion
Tyrion…”

2x
I get knocked down
But I get up again
You’re never going to keep me down

Pissing the night away
Pissing the night away

He drinks a Dornish drink
He drinks a Arbor drink
He drinks a sailor’s drink
He drinks a lot of drink
He plays cyvasse if he wants
To have a good time
He plays Thrones if he wants
To have a better time

“Don’t cry for me
Family hater…”

2x
I get knocked down
But I get up again
You’re never going to keep me down

We’ll be drinking
When we’re throning
We’ll be drinking

by Ndrew of Typhgarian

Crackpot: Even more secret Targs!

Everybody says the Targs are nearly gone,
But believing some theories,
They’re actually really common.

The one that is almost good to go,
Is our dear Lord Commander Snow.
Ned Stark has a bastard, his honor forgotten?
If you really believe that some brain cells must be rotten.

Enough now of R+L=J,
We do not have all day.

Cersei has the common Targ crazy,
And with her brother makes twincest babies.
So daddy Aerys could have been very proud.
Cause we don’t know how Tywin’s wedding night turned out.

The other lion also a dragon?
How’s that possible? Come on!
But mismatched eyes and light blond hair,
Make for speculation out of thin air.

Another one I just read today,
Dear Jon might have had a sister to play!
No idea how what when why he got a twin,
But there’s speculation that Meera could have been.

A dragon cloaked in a spider’s shell
Damn Varys to some deep dark hell.
A Blackfyre, a dragon of a different time,
Or disguised Rhaegar, waiting for his time to shine?

I won’t miss Aegon on this list,
Although I’m not sure what he is.
A baby switch during the sack?
I don’t quite follow this track.

A Blackfyre maybe like Varys,
Or just some random boy from Lys.
Illyrio’s son with his lysene wife,
A mystery is this guy’s life.

by Lady of Oldcastle

Arya Stark, the little animal, disappeared…