If I had a Westeros Christmas Would I get my Game a Thrones wish? Don’t mean an HBO show, if i did it’s The WIre I wanna know what Santas like, in the lands of Ice and Fire I have never left out milk and cookies when it was time to retire So would I sink a crossbow bolt in the stomach of my sire? Never put up the ornaments, lights, star and more But you could bet your arse i’ll light up a tree for R’hllor I could take lessons from Byrnden, on how Raven’s sore Then fly to Kingslanding and rob every store Take delicate chains that’ll smother a whore Treat dinner like Bob’s funeral and go ham on a boar When I hear Winter’s Coming, it’s time to hit up the slopes If I were in Westeros, I’d spot a Frey, time to hit up the ropes But even a Westeros christmas won’t fulfil all my hopes I would have a great time, that’s not what I mean to say But Dany ain’t in Westeros, she’s in Slaver’s Bay
16 versions and still going strong No one can say that what we do is wrong We love to detail our lives in song And talk of Westeros all day long
The bards have grown to many from few Hello again and welcome to the new Come as you are, we don’t care who Speaking for all - we hope you’ll join us too!
The ancient land of Westeros, we have to travel there If you go now while you’re still young, a queen you’ll be down there I wish us luck my lovely, we’ll fight hard as we can And we’ll make our home in Westerosi land
Over there all men and women to you will bend the knee When they see, Khaleesi, how we burn down the trees West and Vale and Reach and rivers, all into your hands When we’ll make our home in Westerosi land
There is snow next to the Wall, there is sand down in Dorne There’s flowers in the Reach and western gold could all be yours We will take every city, let them stop us if they can We’ll make our home in Westerosi land
We’ll fly down to King’s Landing, with the swords that you will hire We will fly to their cities, and give them to the fire We’ll take the Eyrie, Winterfell, Highgarden and Storm’s End We’ll make our home in Westerosi land
Go! There is snow next to the Wall, there is sand down in Dorne There’s flowers in the Reach and western gold could all be yours We will take every city, let them stop us if they can We’ll make our home in Westerosi land
The Lannisters, the Martells, the Greyjoys, the Starks too The Freys, the Daynes, the Manderlys, the Florents and the Rootes We’ll fly across the water to set fire to their homes We’ll go there with your dragons, and to them it will be woe
They’ll die in fields of fire, we’ll burn their bones and skin They’ll die penned up in castles, names scattered in the wind They died three hundred years ago and, they’re going to die now It doesn’t matter how they try they won’t keep us out
There is snow next to the Wall, there is sand down in Dorne There’s flowers in the Reach and western gold could all be yours We will take every city, let them stop us if they can We’ll make our home in Westerosi land We’ll make our home in Westerosi land We’ll make our home in Westerosi land Whoa!
Oh, gods, what’s going on? This is the amazing 15th thread! And it was opened while I was not here (This last line sounded like Dolorous Edd)
Don’t fear, fellow bards, for I’m still alive And even if my real life asks for me I’m always thinking about you guys Now I have to say some things, three:
First of all, some annoying French Is coming to stay at my place for some days I think I’m expected to talk to him So here comes a bit of no-rhyming phase
Secondly, every day I open this thread And it is the time of the day I like most None of your works ever disappoints me So, here it goes: *likes every post*
And thirdly… well, I really don’t know I only said “three” ‘cause it rhymed with “me” So I sincerely hope you won’t mind If my last word here is… refrigerator.
Prove Littlefinger wrong, life is indeed a song! The PEACH in the South! What is dead may never die, but rises again, harder and stronger! Valar rhymaris! Refrigerator.
Rhymes of Ice and Fire v.15-And Still Going Strong! :D
This thread wants YOU to rhyme and please don’t be shy all are welcome all the time come forth and let words fly
Just don’t say -
Mayhaps
You won’t admit you love rhyming And so how am I ever to know You always tell me Mayhaps mayhaps mayhaps A million times I’ve asked you And then I ask you over Again You only answer Mayhaps mayhaps mayhaps If you can’t make your mind up We’ll never get started And I don’t wanna wind up Rhyming stranded Broken-hearted So if you really love rhyming Say yes But if you don’t dear Confess And please don’t tell me Mayhaps mayhaps mayhaps Mayhaps mayhaps mayhaps
Never let a bashing Or any other trashing Make tears fall Not at all, not at all, For the world is full of turds, Who write their crappy words, Give your opinion, go girl go, You know what you know, Many here feel the same way, They’ve been bashed in their day, We all know how it feels, Ground down by those heels, those heels.
by Fragile Bird
The bards are always here for you, mind my words, since they are true! No arguing in this our thread, you can tell when you feel sad, we’ll offer tea and cakes and fruit, and soon again you will feel good!
by Buckwheat
Mind not some users on this board Some seem to have no lives, and get extremely bored And do the only thing they know how And that’s only to bring others down Do not fret, waste no tears Just sit back and laugh at all the silly jeers
by Dark Night Full of Ninjas
Oh, darling You mistook a sour herring for a marling
I mean the mean another poster Who has a throat of ten cocks But little meaning in her words
Don’t mind it, really, It would be silly
by A Free Shadow
What horrid knaves are those That dare be mean to a fellow bard Well, the wrong foe they chose Cause we bards fight back hard!
And who are we, the proud bards said, that we should not show off? Just poets of a different tongue, that’s all the truth we know. In Common Tongue, in Braavosi, a bard still has his words, and ours are proud and good, m’lord, as proud and good as yours. And so they spoke, and so they spoke, the bardies of the board - and now the rhymes sound o’er the realm for everyone to hear. And now the rhymes sound o’er the realm for everyone to hear.
